The Sex Machine

Writer's Note: Based on a story I once wrote on Cyoc, and thought I'd at least bring a version to Chyoa for my first story here.

Something looked out onto the world. So much life, and said life had a very intriguing way of reproduction. Involving their special DNA and how their sex and survival of the fittest made them incredibly adaptable... The only issue was how weird some of the animals were. They for sure were hardwired for sex, and often would attempt at least self-gratification towards things they probably shouldn't. Making things to increase your self-pleasure fair enough, but trying to Fuck inanimate things or plants? Heck random other animals that you can't reproduce with? Then there's trying to fuck close relatives, the dead, children... What was wrong with so many of these things?

The thing looking out towards the planet had a theory, and a solution. The thing went to make a remote looking device that the intelligent animals on the planet should be able to use. Add in some glamour so anyone could read the labels no matter what languages they knew... and it was done. A remote looking device of sorts. It really only had two setting switches and a single button so it was practically foolproof!.. The thing was curious to see how someone would screw that up. Press the main button once to select the base being. The base being basically just sets what species both things will turn into, and the base being has to be some animal. The second press would then select the second subject which could be anything. Once both subjects are selected the Sex Machine does it's business. Both subjects get randomly changed into new forms, become incredibly horny, and then the machine stops once both subjects have orgasmed. There are only four factors that are set in stone: 1, both subjects are turned into a member of the species of the base being. 2, both subjects are at least the age of sexual maturity where they couldn't be confused as a child. 3, the genetics of both subjects are different enough that they could not be considered related. 4, One subject would be a straight male and the other a straight female.

The settings that the sex machine were simple. One switch labeled as "Fertile/Infertile" as while Sex's primary function was reproduction The thing making the Sex Machine knew about sex for pleasure and figured some may not want to deal with the hassle of pregnancy. Plus those who were infertile could suddenly become fertile if they wanted a kid. Then came the second switch labeled "Permanent/Temporary". The thing wasn't even sure if it was a good idea to have a Permanent setting, but if you wanted to have your body pillow turn into a real girl (or man) to have sex with maybe you wanted it to stay a real girl (or man).

"Alright, it's made." The thing thought as it searched for a good place to put The Sex machine. "...now two questions remain. Where to put this thing, and what am I going to be confused with next? One of their gods? Some Demon? One of those green aliens? Doesn't really matter time to watch as I see who gets the Sex machine first."