The Remote Control

One day, you were sitting at home, pondering on what to do. When all of a sudden, you received a package in the mail.

You opened the package, and discovered what looked like a television remote, but was actually a Universal Remote. A very rare device that could control women. The remote came with instructions on how to use it:

Power: This will cause the woman to fall asleep, essentially "turning her off" and make her unable to be awoken unless powered up again.

Pause; This will cause the woman to freeze in time. She will not be aware, nor will anyone else. You can manipulate her limbs or do whatever to her as you see fit.

Channel: This Alters the woman's personality based on what "channel" she is currently tuned to.

Record: This allows you to record the assigned role of a woman, and bring it back at any time.

Program: When pressed, the woman will enter a mindless trance, you can then administer any command and she will obediently follow it. Any trigger or personality and she will completely obey.

Loop: This makes the woman repeat the last action or phrase over and over.

Fast forward, Rewind, and Slow Down: These buttons affect the speed of the woman. Fast Forward speeds her up, Rewind makes her move and speak in reverse, and Slow Down makes her speak and talk slower. She will not be aware of that happening to her.

Volume: This makes the woman talk louder or quieter, depending on how you adjust it. There is also a ‘mute’ button next to the ‘Volume’ button, which will simply mute the woman, until pressed again.

Play: This removes the ‘Pause,’ ‘Fast Forward,’ ‘Rewind,’ ‘Slow Down,’ and ‘Loop’ function from the woman, effectively “resuming” her.

The woman will have no awareness of what is happening to her anytime the remote is used on her.

At first, you were in disbelief, but then you thought to yourself, “could it be true?” You decided to and test it on someone, seeing if it would work.