The Dating App

Ugh FML. I'll never get a date. Not because I'm not pretty, I've had plenty of guys hit on me, and not because I don't have a good personality or because I am too picky, at this point I'd date a neanderthal, but because I'm too busy.

My school is my life, I'm a medical student on my way to becoming a doctor and damn is it demanding.

That's when I got the email. "You have been selected to try our new dating app! Click the link to set up a profile!"

Rolling my eyes and not having any faith in these apps, they are all hook up apps anyway, I finally decide what the hell. The worst thing that can happen is I get a little action.

I click on the link and of course it asks for a full body photo. I put the camera on a timer and go and stand awkwardly and put on my best smile.

The click tells me it was taken and I look at my phone. I'm cute. I have long black hair in a ponytail, bright blue eyes, my smile is good and my lips are nice. My nose is cute. I don't have any real figure but I do have B-Cups and a toned ass.

How have I not gotten a date yet. I look down at the mountain of anatomy books and remember. Oh yeah...

I should really put the phone down and study.

Looking at the prompt on the app though it says, " Great! Now choose how many questions you want to answer." And it gives me 5-10.

Glancing at the books I select 5. I got time to answer 5 questions right.

"Great First Question: My best physical feature is _______ because _______."

Not really a question but, whatever. I start to type in. "My best physical features is my smile."

Then I pause and think. This app isn't gonna get me a date. I can literally write down anything. I could be anyone. I could put something ridiculous on here and no one would ever know. Maybe I'll end up at least getting some phone sex. That's still a thing right? Or is it just sexting now? Either way they would never see me to see my best physical attributes.

"My best physical feature is my ass because even though my waist is a 30 my ass is a 50. It is as big and round and smooth as if soccer balls were stuffed under my skin but soft like a pillow and warm."

I look at my answer and blush. I've never bought into the big ass fad before and I don't know why I put it down or put it down as such an extremely unrealistic proportions but maybe a guy would message me. I click accept on the answer and move on to the next question.

I absent mindedly dig my underwear out of my massive ass through my yoga pants. It's about the only thing I can wear besides leggings. For some reason my butt just kept getting bigger and bigger even when the rest of my body stopped developing. I also suddenly become extremely self conscious as I feel the sweat back there. I know I can't necessarily smell it, but I can tell others probably can. I've always had a problem with my ass being warmer than the rest of me and my crack is always sweaty. My nose wrinkles as I go to the second question on the app.

What's this second question ask?

"The one thing I would change about my body is______ and I would change it so it would_____."

I would change the way my ass smells and I would change it to smell and taste like peaches.

I blush at this one. It would ease my self doubt that's for sure. Too bad this app can't actually make my ass smell and taste like that. I hit accept answer.

My mind starts to drift as I pull up the third question. I remember all the guys had a nick name for me. Peaches. Both because my ass looked like a juicy peach and because it tasted and smelled like it. Oh the numerous guys I'd let go down on me but they all ignore my clit and go straight for burying their face in my ass. I don't complain. I mean it does feel good but I've never cum from it. Usually I have to finish myself off after they leave with a furious masturbation session.

Where was I... Oh... The app... Right... Question 3.

"What really turns me on is____."

If only it were true... I say as I look at my response of, When guys lick, sniff, finger, or fuck my asshole I cum harder and more than when they fuck my pussy. Fuck I practically squirt a gallon.

I click accept anyway.

I go to dig my panties out of my sweaty sweet smelling asscrack again. Looking around as if my roommate who was at class would see me, I rub a finger against my already lubed up asshole and I can immediately feel my pussy juices start to flow. Maybe after I answer these last 2 questions I'll take out my dildo and fuck my fat ass until I cum.

Question 4 "My friends would say I have a dominating or a submissive personality."

Huh, the first not fill in the blank question. I guess I would say dominating. I mean I am a real go getter. That's why I'm still working so hard on school and stuff. I click accept.

Fuck, I wonder when the next client will be here. I can't wait to him on his knees and make him worship my ass. Usually I make them tongue it until I spray cum all over the floor. Then I make them lick up my cum before I make them fuck my ass. Where was I... Oh right. Last question.

"I consider myself to be_____."

Wow such an open ended question. I could put anything I wanted there. I consider myself to be... Hmmm... What would be funny. Something none of my friends would suspect I would put down... Something my clients would really like... Something my roommate would like.

I consider myself to be a lesbian.

I hit accept. I remember that first night we did it. I was doing yoga in the living room of the apartment. Downward dog. I looked over and saw my roommate Tristan staring at my huge butt. "You know it smells like peaches." I say casually and she breaks out of her trance and breathes... "Really?"

"Come here and give it a sniff." I said smiling.

She did and didn't stop there. She buried her face in my ass for what seemed like hours. My yoga pants were destroyed, she tore a hole in them so she could better access my asshole with her tongue. I came so much I swear the unit downstairs would have water stains in their ceiling. Ever since then I've been her Dom and her my Sub. Like a good little Sub she'll sit on her knees in front of the couch and wait for me to give her permission to worship my huge butt.

Shaking out of it I look at the phone and remember what I am actually doing.

I look at the dating app and it says take a full body picture.

I do and then look at it. My ass like normal is sticking out like a shelf. My high heel boots make it look even bigger. My leather get up makes me look like the mistress I am. I look over at another photo. I recognize the girl in a green cotton top and blue jeans. Her smile seems familiar but I can't put my finger on it. I click on the picture to enlarge it and the app says undo changes.

Not knowing what it means I click no. I look at my picture. I love it. It is super sexy. I click on it and it says accept changes.

I don't know what it means but I click yes.

Just then the door of the apartment opens. "Hi Mistress. I'm home." And I realize I don't need this stupid dating app. I have the perfect girlfriend right here. I deleted the app after I get a small notification saying changes accepted and finalized. Happy dating!

I go and grab my little Sub by the collar chain she tucks under her shirt so no one sees it in public and lead her into the bedroom. Tonight she is gonna tongue fuck the shit out of my asshole and we are both going to love every minute of it.