The Curse

Hi, my name is Adam. And as you can tell, this is my story. Well, more about my family than anything else.

Let’s get some background. I’m an 18 year old nerd, about to enter senior year of high school. Now, while most people go through life as expected, I haven’t.

For starters, my family actually built the town. My ancestor, Captain Donald Donahue, sailed here to start a new life. He built this town with his crew, and became the figurehead of the place.

He was kind, wanting to help anyone in need. At least, until something happened. When on a nightly walk, he found a woman doing black magic. In response to this, he capture her, and burned her at the stake. By before she died, she cursed him.

“Donald Donahue, by my last breath, I curse you and your lineage so you’ll never be able to pleasure a man or woman again!”

And after that, nothing happened. But, her curse had…other effects.

Now, I didn’t know this, but have you heard of diphallia? It’s a condition where a man is brown with two penises. Some times they work and sometimes they don’t. It happens in one out of 6 million males.

That curse? That’s what happened to my family. All the men of the Donahue line are born with two fully functional penises. The problem? I can’t tell anyone about it.

The curse, where we Donahue men couldn’t pleasure men or women, meant that, if we tell someone, they’ll be disgusted. Only those who knew us, they Wild feel sorry for us.

My mom married my dad after college, and had me. Now, I’m about to graduate valedictorian, but my problems are just beginning.