The Cumslut Cafe

Welcome to the Cumslut Cafe! Here, we dedicate ourselves to providing our customers with the highest quality dishes using only the finest cum. Our cafe is ever changing. Sometimes we cater to the rich and famous. Sometimes we are there for the common whore. No matter what the circumstance, everybody is here to eat cum!

On a given day, you could see celebrities pop by to enjoy the carnal sensation of semen coating their tongues under the guise of a good meal. Perhaps one of the guests is unaware of our services. We do not broadcast our purpose in the store, we assume that people know. If someone doesn’t know, then it is probably because the person who brought them there wants it to be an erotically moving surprise.

On another day, you could see common nine-to-fivers coming here to let off some steam and indulge in two of life’s greatest guilty pleasures: cum and food. Many busy members of society even order a quick fix on the go, whether it be a bagel with “cream” cheese, an ice cold cumsicle, or an energizing hot latte with extra “foam”.

You may also be introduced to our staff. It could be a chef, who prepares meals out of the freshest ingredients, whose creativity you are allowed a glimpse of. Perhaps it is one of our waitresses. We only hire females for the role, because our men can be put to better use. Our fine wait staff loves tips and will do anything to aid our lovely customers. Sometimes, though, our customers might not be so lovely and put our waitresses through hell. Either way, it may be yours to experience. Of course, we have our fine cock-milk dispensers. They are a crucial part of our operation, constantly being drained for precious cum. Lastly, you may peek into the lives of our waste removal staff. These fine ladies are tasked with disposing of leftover or expired cum in the safest way possible… into their mouths.