The Christmas Present

You are a skinny black haired man of age twenty named David Andrews who never had much luck with women. Maybe it has something to do with the glasses you wear. You know that your brother Bart who is more muscular has much better luck than you do. But today you are not thinking about that because you are too busy thinking about what you are going to get for Christmas. That's what today is! It's Christmas! You run downstairs and see that everyone else in your family is gathered around the twinkling tree.

"You always were a slowpoke!" Bart jibes at you.

"Shut up!" you retort with a wry grin.

You look at your family members who are already around the tree. There is your eighteen-year-old redheaded sister Samantha with a C-cup breast who is the head cheerleader at your school. You also see your mother who is forty years old with breasts a size larger than your sister's breasts and red hair. Your father, who is named Pete is 42 years old with red hair and a muscular build. Black haired Bart is the the same age as you and used to be captain of the football team.

You enjoy watching the presents being passed around. Your parents gave Samantha a bicycle and you a Wii gaming system. They gave Bart Cubs tickets. Samantha gave everyone gift certificates to the local mall because she is lazy at gift giving. Before anybody opens presents you bought for them, everyone opens the ones that were given by Bart. It appears that Bart got everyone the same thing too because all of those rectangular boxes look the same. You open yours and find a remote with a button marked "HOME" and a note inside. You read the note.

This present is your gateway to your wildest sexual fantasies. Just think of the fantasy that you would like to live out and put the box over your head. The remote will bring you back after you are done.

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