Syd and his 5 female friends.

Syd was a tall slender athletic man in his mid thirties. He had short dark hair and brown eyes. He was a bit of a Jack the lad. He constantly flirted and pranked 5 of his female friends. Despite his laddish behaviour he did have a lot of respect for his girlfriends and hadn’t slept with any of them. Not had he slept with any other girls since his friendship with the 5 girls formed over 5 years ago when at that time they all worked together. Now they all had different jobs but had stayed in touch and often went out together.

On this evening the girls were out and had already started drinking. Syd had just messaged them to say he was in a taxi on his way but stuck in traffic. When the girls realised this Syd became the subject of the conversation.

Stacey was the manager of the bar they were in. She had just turned 30. Despite being a lesbian she often admired Syd’s masculine looks. She was average height and looked after her body. She was a tight fitting mid length black dress that covered her modest boobs and showed off her slender figure. Her black hair had a brownish tinge to it and she had it up in a large bun. Her bright blue eyes darted around as the girls chatted. Even on her night off she liked to keep an eye on things.

Stacey: I know we have all known Syd for around the same amount of time. Have any of you actually slept with him?

Jodie speaks up first. She is a busty woman in her mid 40’s. Despite her big boobs her bum is average sized. Jodie is wearing a tight fitting white vest top showing plenty of cleavage. She has black leggings showing off her shapely legs. She has wavy brown hair with blonde highlights and pretty brown eyes. She has a large but not unattractive nose.

Jodie: I haven’t slept with him but I did flash my boobs at him once!

Stacey: Really? What did he do?

Jodie: You know what he is like for flirting and having a laugh with us all? Well quite often with me he suggests I flash him. On this one occasion I thought ‘what the hell’ so I did it.

Stacey: I would have had my hands all over your boobs if you flashed them at me!

Jodie stares at Stacey and starts to pull her vest top down, showing off more of her mammoth cleavage. Stacey’s blue eyes light up at this site but Jodie soon fixes her vest as she spots some unwanted attention from a group of lads near the bar.

Jodie: He went really quiet like he was in shock. Although I did notice a large swelling in his shorts.

This triggers a memory Sam has. Sam is mid 30’s with mid length straight blonde hair. She is a big girl. Big belly, bigger boobs and a massive bum. She was always smiling and giggling. Her sky blue eyes shone as she started to talk.

Sam: Syd did tell me about that. He said he was so hard he nearly came in his pants!

Jodie: What?! How dare he!

Stacey: Well you just told us about it.

Jodie: Yeah but I didn’t know he was ready to cum.

Sam: It gets worse. He said he ran off to the toilet and had to have a wank!

Jodie: Oh my god! Fucking hell. I feel violated.

Stacey: Admit it. You loved it really?

Jodie: Yeah true. I am just gutted I didn’t get to wank him off!

The girls all laugh.

Sam: Oh one more thing. When he came he saved some of the cum in his hand. When he got back to you he slapped your ass, smearing the cum on the denim shorts you were wearing!

Jodie: How did you know I had denim shorts on?

Sam: He told me!

Jodie: I wondered what had happened to them. I met up with my sisters after. They were all asking what it was on my bum. You wait till he gets here!

Emily feels it’s her turn to reveal a secret about Syd. Emily was the tallest of the girls with long straight jet black hair. She had big brown eyes and quite a wide squashy nose. She had tanned skin that never seemed to fade. Her black dress was similar to Stacey’s but was lacy around the cleavage and the hem. She crossed her legs before she spoke showing off how long a shapely they were.

Emily: Syd told me a story about Sam and him sleeping together.

Sam: Oh yeah we did but we didn’t have sex. We just shared a bed. I wore a nightie the whole night and he kept his shorts on. He got me to spoon him. It felt nice having my breasts pressed against his bare back. Even though I was covered up.

Emily: He enjoyed it too from what he told me.

Sam: What do you mean?

Emily: He waited til you went to sleep then wanked himself off while you still cuddled him. When you rolled over he wiped his cum into your hair!

Sam: What! I remember getting up and getting straight in the shower because my hair was crusty. I didn’t even think it would be cum!

They all laugh once again as Sam runs her fingers through her beautiful blonde hair.

Jodie: Cum on my shorts doesn’t seem so bad now!

Stacey: This is getting interesting. Has anyone else got a story like this?

It was Sarah’s turn to speak up. She was approaching 40 and had long blonde hair and rounded pretty face. She had the perfect egg timer figure. Nice big bust and a cracking ass with a slim waist. She had lovely athletic legs too. Her low cut blue dress showed off her ample cleavage and matched her bright blue eyes.

Sarah: Erm well Emily you know how Syd likes to play with your nose?

Sarah points her finger, reaches over and squashes Emily’s big wide nose as flat as she can. This spreads Emily’s nostrils out even wider. Emily’s screws up her nose making it harder for Sarah to press but Sarah presses harder and squashes Emily’s nose flat again. They both laugh as Sarah releases Emily’s nose.

Emily: Yeah. I don’t know why he does it. He seems to love it. I don’t mind it to be fair. Mind I would be happy for him to do anything to me!

Sarah: Well do you also remember him getting you to squash your nose against some glass?

Emily: Yes. A few times. Once the glass was really sticky but he assured me it was nothing to worry about. I even kissed and licked the glass that time.

Sarah: That was his cum on the glass. He told me all about it.

Emily: Ewww I did wonder why it was so salty!

More laughter ensues as Emily puts her hand to her nose.

Stacey: So what has Syd secretly done to Sarah? Does anyone have any gossip on her?

Sarah: Syd wouldn’t do anything like that to me!

Jodie: Oh buts that’s where you are wrong dear Sarah.

Sarah: What? Honestly he has never put any cum on me anywhere.

Jodie: Not on you no.

Sarah: Well he definitely hasn’t put it in me.

Jodie: Actually he has!

Sarah: What?!?

Jodie: You know you and him have started to go out running. Quite often you go back to his house for a cup of tea?

Sarah: Yeah. Where are you going with this.

Jodie: He told me that on one occasion while you were in the bathroom he was so horny he just had to bang one out. Instead of putting milk in your tea he put his cum!

Sarah gulps and then they all laugh.

Sarah: We need to get . The flirting and the pranks are harmless. He has gone too far with these cum antics. We need to take him down a peg or two!

Jodie: I actually like his style. I just wish there was video evidence! We do need to sort him out though!

Sam: Agreed. Lets give him a taste of his own medicine.

Emily: I would rub my cum over his nose. See how he likes it!

Stacey: Ladies I have an idea. Let's text him and tell him to meet us all up stairs.