Switch it up

"Welcome to Bobby's Big Burgers, how may I take your order?" Isaac mutters, his tone as lifeless as his eyes.

The whale of a woman's order barely registers as he looks around the dining area. There, he sees people living the life he wished he had. A couple deeply in love, laughing together whilst they eat lunch. A jock effortlessly flirting with a busty he's likely to take home for a lengthy session of sex. Another wears a business suit as he heads off with his two kids and trophy wife to his fancy European car. He envied them all, as they weren't trapped in a mundane cycle of work, play video games, jack off to porn, and sleep.

"Hey, did you get all that?" The Landwhale snaps, giving Isaac a scolding look.

"Ugh... I'm sorry. You'll have to repeat that." Isaac says.

"You're hopeless, aren't you?"

"Sorry Miss."

"I mean how hard is it to do your fucking-"

Just before the woman can make a scene, things get worse, with Isaac's manager arriving. The middle-aged man was a constant pain in Isaac's rear, often waiting for him to fuck up and make his life miserable.

"Is everything alright?" He interjects.

"No. No it's not." The woman barks. "This fucking idiot can't seem to take a simple order."

"Alright Isaac, how about you go clean the toilets?"

"Yes Sir." He sighs, before going to grab a mop and bucket. There, he proceeds to mop the floor of the bathroom. Despite being a complete loser, Isaac took slight solace in knowing he can at least piss into a urinal. That thought soon subsides when he remembers he's still the sucker who has to mop up said piss. Eventually, he makes it to the stalls, thankful they are relatively clean. In the final one, he finds a notebook that he grabs, opening it to the first page. Upon doing so, he feels a jolt that shocks his body.

After catching his breath, Isaac flips the book open to the first page:

'THE OWNER OF THIS NOTEBOOK MAY RIGHT IN THESE PAGES TO SWAP A SINGLE TRAIT BETWEEN TWO PEOPLE

THIS TRAIT CAN BE MENTAL OR PHYSICAL, BUT BE WARNED, ONCE YOU SWAP, YOU CANNOT CHANGE BACK

THEY MAY ALSO SWITCH BODIES COMPLETELY, BUT WILL HAVE TO FIND THIS NOTEBOOK TO SWITCH BACK'

He then looks to the mirror. Whilst it seemed ridiculous, he couldn't deny he wanted to change some things about himself. Scratch that, he wanted to change just about everything about himself. The 21-year-old is rather overweight, and his eyesight is terrible without his glasses. He also had a rather minuscule cock and that combination had led to a cocktail of anxiety and depression swimming around his head.

Suddenly, there's a knock on the door.

"In a minute Sir." He calls out.

"Are you done yet?" Kurt snarls.

With a grin, Isaac decides to test out his new book. Whilst he puts pen to paper, Kurt shouts "Hurry up. You've got customers to serve dammit."

That's when Isaac writes the words: 'I want Kurt Michael's eye sight.'

Isaac's sight begins to blur, causing him to blink. That's when he realizes that this might actually be working. As he removes his glasses, his sight becomes normal again, allowing him to see the ear to ear grin that lights up his face.

"What the fuck?" Kurt calls out.

Isaac leaves the bathroom. Outside, he sees Kurt rubbing his eyes, as Mia Reeves, another co-worker comes over. There had been many a moment Isaac has spent gazing at the 18-year-old, with her flow of auburn hair, bold brown eyes, and full lips that wear a constant smile. Even now, Isaac finds himself gazing at the beauty, her uniform about a size too small for her curvacious yet slender body.

"Are you okay Sir?" She asks.

"No... I c-can't see." Kurt groans as Isaac tries his best to contain his laughter.

"What happened?"

"I don't know. I just need a fucking ambulance." He grumbles, in spite of Mia's friendly demeanor.

"Okay okay. I'll call one right away Sir."

As Mia runs off, Isaac continues to grin. With a few words, he could become a completely new person. Even better, he works in a fast-food restaurant frequented by all sorts of people, including the perfect candidates to take traits from. Maybe now he can finally turn his life around, stop being such a loser. Maybe now he can look to the mirror with a sense of pride rather than shame. Maybe now he can finally spend his days seducing and fucking girls like Mia instead of working a dead-end job for an asshole boss.