Surrogate Mother

Riley dialed in the number his wife had given him and waited patiently until he was put on the line with a call center employee.

"Hello, how may I help you today Mr. Smith?" Said a young man in a jovial tone.

"I'd like to request an interview with one of your employees. As per my wife's request." Riley's wife had always been a busy woman, travelling for work meant that she could not breastfeed her own child. Riley could do the rest, the dutiful husband that he was, but lactating was beyond his biological limits.

"Very well! We will send someone who I think will be well suited for the job soon. Thank you for calling!"

"Thank you."

About an hour later, Riley hears a knock on the door.