Chapters tagged penny

Penny's bad day gets worse by ThomasMoro

Chapter 12

"Are you drunk?" said the blonde woman who had blocked Penny's fall. "Are you stoned? Are you so incompetent that you can't even do a simple task like standing still without falling over? This job I gave you isn't rocket science, you know? I have a good mind to fire you here and...

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Help is on its way -- sorta by ThomasMoro

Chapter 13

"Do we really have to listen to Neil Diamond again?" said Sheldon as he got into Howard's car. "Again?" asked Howard. "You never let me listen to it at all." "Well, that's because I don't want us to get mistaken for gang members," said Sheldon. "Sheldon, Neil Diamond is not th...

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Penny sees a few familiar faces by ThomasMoro

Chapter 14

Once she got past the first hour, Penny's stint as a living statue didn't seem so bad. Indeed, it seemed a bit weird how quickly she got used to just standing on a platform with all her goods on display, so to speak. She kept expecting someone to say something about the size of...

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Howard starts a trend by ThomasMoro

Chapter 15

Oh, great, thought Penny. Now Howard Wolowitz has a picture of my naked body on his camera phone. What more could happen to me? "Hey, Howard," said Sheldon, "taking only one photo doesn't seem very scientific to me. But then again, you went to M.I.T. so you obviously don't know...

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Penny gets a lucky break -- sorta by ThomasMoro

Chapter 16

Just that moment the same blonde woman who had tormented Penny earlier came into the room and asked, "What the hell do you think you're doing?" "I'm just going to swat this fly on this statue," said Leonard. "Would you swat that same fly if it were on the _Mona Lisa_?" asked th...

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Epilogue by ThomasMoro

Chapter 17

"And then what happened?" asked Penny's friend Bernadette Rostenkowski. "Well, all hell broke loose," said Penny. "The blonde lady started screaming at me, Leonard started screaming at her, Howard and Raj kept using their damned camera phones... Then I found out that the blonde...

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