Chapters tagged amy pond

Gentlemen's Club of the Daleks by ThomasMoro

Chapter 3

"Oh, great!" exclaimed Rory. "We've been captured by Daleks!" "How do you think I feel?" asked Amy Pond. "At least you got captured when you were fully dressed. Me, I got captured when I was wearing no more than a towel." "How did you let that happen?" asked Rory. "I didn't le...

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At least, no one is likely to complain about Amy's skirt being too short... by ThomasMoro

Chapter 4

"Fifteen?" asked Rory. "Would you believe eighteen?" asked the Doctor. "Why not eleven?" asked Amy. "Eleven?" asked the Doctor. "What fun would that be?" "So what's going to happen to us?" asked Rory. "I suppose we'll find out in a minute," said the Doctor as he adjusted his...

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A Pond and her towel are soon parted by ThomasMoro

Chapter 5

"So we're supposed to go down to this planet and track down this thing that is so scary even the Daleks don't have the courage to deal with it?" asked Rory. "That's what they said," said the Doctor. "Didn't you understand that big long infodump?" "What I want to know is when am...

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Embarrassed? Who's embarrassed? Geronimo! by ThomasMoro

Chapter 6

"Oh, great!" exclaimed Amy. "Now I am not only going to get shot into a planet by the Daleks, but but I am also going to be naked when they do it." "Well, in a way, it's your own fault for mentioning the towel," said Rory. "Don't try to be fair to the Daleks when they're depriv...

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A brief excerpt from Oswin Oswald's online journal by ThomasMoro

Chapter 7

Day whatever and a half: I woke up this morning. Cooked myself a quiche. Was going to cook myself a soufflé but I couldn't find the milk. Or eggs. No worries. Could go for a nice lemon curry. For some reason, they seem almost impossible to make. Tried making myself a cocktail b...

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Amy gets cold feet by ThomasMoro

Chapter 8

"For God's sake, Doctor, isn't there anywhere on this planet that doesn't have snow on it?" asked a naked Amy Pond. "My feet are freezing. In fact, my whole body is freezing. It's bad enough I'm naked but now I'm naked outside in wintertime. And the only thing I have on is this s...

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Amy raises the dead (sorta) by ThomasMoro

Chapter 9

"Now what do we do?" asked Amy Pond, shivering as much from fear of what might happen to her soon-to-be-ex-husband Rory as she was from being naked in a wintry environment. "I don't know," said the Doctor. "Maybe we can ask that fellow over there." "What fellow?" asked Amy. Th...

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Amy and the Doctor leg it by ThomasMoro

Chapter 10

"Oh my God!" cried a naked Amy Pond. "There's a Dalek eyestalk popping out of that man's forehead. What do you suppose that means, Raggedy Man?" "I don't know, Amy, but I doubt that it means that he's happy to see you," said the Doctor. "Perhaps he's happy to see you," said Amy...

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In your head, in your head... by ThomasMoro

Chapter 11

Meanwhile, Rory Williams was running through an underground labyrinth, trying desperately to get away from the Daleks. No matter how many stairs he climbed or gaps he jumped across, they always seemed to catch up. Once he even thought he saw one of them doing wheelies. Then a vo...

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Remembrance of clothes lost by ThomasMoro

Chapter 12

"Gee, I wish I had a good warm coat right now," said Amy as she climbed down the ladder that would hopefully lead her to the place where Rory was at. "Well, you don't so I suppose you'll just have to get used to it," said the Doctor. "I don't suppose I can borrow your suit jack...

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