Star Warped TV

Randy Alan needed to fine-tune his radio telescope to cut through the loud noise that the modern world brought it. Being an amateur, he could not afford a very large telescope or powerful computer or move to an isolated part of the world. His solution was to use his own nervous system as the way to seek out and hone in on those signals most compatible with the human mentality. Of course, that would have to mean that if there were aliens out there in outer space, they would think pretty much the same as he himself did. Well, if there were signals like that, his experiment would find them.

Running one last series of diagnostic tests, he found that everything was working as planned. Radio waves would stimulate his nerve endings and feedback would adjust them, eliminating the garbage and adjusting the spectrums to his comfort levels.

Stepping into his isolation tank, he soon found himself immersed in TV that was light-years away from the one he knew.