Stacy Joins the boy scouts

Stacy: (Sighs and flops onto her bed)

Ugh, I can't believe it. My boyfriend keeps checking out my slutty ass friends. Like, what is wrong with me? Am I not pretty enough for him?

Beta male Bob: It sounds like you're feeling insecure about your relationship. Do you want to talk about it?

Stacy: (Sits up) I mean, I know I'm not the most conventionally attractive person, but I thought he loved me for who I am. And now all I can think about is how my friends are so much prettier than me.

Beta male Bob: It's natural to feel that way, but remember that beauty is subjective. Your boyfriend may find your friends physically attractive, but that doesn't mean he's not in love with you.

Stacy: (Nods) I know, I know. But it still hurts. And it's not just about my boyfriend. It's like, everywhere I go, people are always commenting on how hot my friends are. The stupid boys were fawning over the same girls like Amy, Olivia and Aurora and Aria. Always talking about those girls balloon sized boobs, big butt and sexy heart shaped faces. And I'm just there, feeling invisible. Like hello I have a nice butt too. I mean it's definetly not winning any awards for size but it sure has shape unlike some mal formed bitches out there who think there all that but aren't.

Beta male Bob: Look your butt is cute never forget that. It's important to remember that beauty isn't everything. Your friends may be physically attractive, but you have your own unique qualities and strengths that make you special. Plus your boyfriend is with you and not them, last I checked those girls can't hold onto a relationship for longer than a week. Can you imagine how insufferable one must be to fail that at keeping a relationship.

Stacy: (Smiles) Thanks, I needed to hear that. I guess I just needed to vent and get out of my own head.

Beta male Bob: That's what I'm here for. Is there anything else you want to talk about?

Stacy: (Shakes head) No, I think I'm good for now. Thanks for listening.

Beta male Bob: My pleasure, Stacy. Take care and if your not too busy would you mind(Stacy hangs up)

Ew that weirdo just tried to ask me for a favour. Like doesn't he know I don't actually care about that little kid. You act nice to one ugly boy and he starts acts liking your friends. Real fucking dumbass I just need his dumb little ass an emotional dumping ground. Some people can be so insufferable.

Anyways let me check stalkerbook they might have something fun. Let's see a heartbroken post by some bitch who had her boyfriend stolen by Aria, oh well.

A post by some bitch who tried to doing the honeypot test on her boyfriend without realising that hiring Olivia to honeypot is basically hiring a girl to steal your boyfriend. Poor girl, the worst part is the guy was actually faithful to his girlfriend till she hired Olivia that is.

Oh what's this? Due to low enrollment as a result of war wiping out a lot of young men the boy scouts is experimenting with letting girls in to boost their numbers. For their first attempt at this brave new endeavor they're allowing one girl in as a test run. Cool let me sign run up.

Wtf $120 bucks to sign up for the program that's like a whole months pay.