Chapters tagged palutena

Palutena's Tips! Midnight Edition by MidbossMan

Chapter 3

"Hm hm... Pit. Have you been watching what your fellow Smashers are getting up to? You might be surprised!" A heavenly but extremely loud voice roused Pit from his sleep. The brown-haired young angel pulled himself up from his bed, rubbing his eyes with both fists and a groggy e...

6 Likes

4,320 Views

Pit proves Palutena's hubris by MidbossMan

Chapter 4

"Say... Lady Palutena. I wouldn't be so sure you can stop everything with that counter. I have a reflector too and it doesn't work all the time," Pit pointed out, crossing his arms skeptically. "Ha ha... Silly Pit. We all know your reflector isn't a divine reflector like mine. Y...

7 Likes

3,624 Views

He curves his shots by MidbossMan

Chapter 5

"Well, that was goofy. Don't you feel a little ridiculous, Pit? Talking all big and then completely missing with those shots? I might as well not have raised my shield... but I did. With perfect timing, I might add," Palutena bragged, pressing one hand to her chest, flipping her...

7 Likes

3,225 Views

Two-on-Two at Kirby's Dreamland! by MidbossMan

Chapter 6

The Goddess, Palutena, greeted every morning artfully. Rising from her luxurious, steam bath and wrapping herself in a downy white towel, she traversed the cloud-cover of her private dwelling and reached a resplendent standing wardrobe. Ordinarily, she'd grab her signature dress...

7 Likes

2,518 Views

Palutena plays it safe and focuses on Kirby by MidbossMan

Chapter 7

King Dedede had a rocket in his hammer, a pocket full of spiky Gordos, and weighed about fifty Kirbies by Palutena's estimation. That was a bad situation waiting to happen. Palutena smiled cordially, pointing her ally towards King Dedede. It wasn't exactly Metaknight's modus oper...

5 Likes

1,688 Views

Kirby inhales the apples and everything else in the process! by MidbossMan

Chapter 8

To be fair, it ought to have been pretty obvious it wasn't a safe idea to be anywhere near Kirby with an arm-full of food. Suddenly, while resisting blowing wind from one direction, Palutena found herself dragged the same way by powerful suction, coming from her truce-mate. "Et t...

5 Likes

1,663 Views

Palutena loses the match to Kirby and Dedede by MidbossMan

Chapter 9

Metaknight couldn't fight the two on his own; with Palutena shuffling around, covering her front bottom half with just her rod and trying to dodge any more wind, Gordos, spears, leaves, or whatever else might want to humiliate her further, she was functionally useless. It was wit...

10 Likes

2,989 Views

Palutena on Shadow Moses Island by MidbossMan

Chapter 10

With all the trouble over the past two days, Palutena just wanted to chill in the clouds and down a tub of ice cream. Instead, she found herself summoned once again, almost as though someone had eyes for her specifically. "Nuh uh. I'm a goddess; I should have the right to choose...

5 Likes

1,853 Views

Roy Campbell by MidbossMan

Chapter 11

"... Who is this?" Palutena questioned, fearing she could be walking into a trap set by her opponent. "This is Roy Campbell, former colonel, former commander of FOXHOUND," a gruff, older man's voice answered. "Who're you?" "Palutena, current goddess of light," she answered, the...

5 Likes

1,652 Views

A cardboard box by MidbossMan

Chapter 12

"There really isn't anything... There's nothing but a cardboard box somebody left behind. Whatever was inside is gone," Palutena sighed, feeling hopeless. "No, look again... You've got everything you need. That cardboard box is god-sent," Campbell encouraged her. "You can use th...

5 Likes

1,614 Views