Slut House

Imagine a theme park where instead of adrenaline pumping roller coasters and rides, the attractions are pimped out hoes and whores all oiled up and ready to take the guest's cocks as they come. Now with the grand opening of Slut House, turn your imagination into reality as all manner of hoes from blondes, brunettes, red-heads and much more are all available for you to fuck till your heart's content.

Regular tickets go for $299, that is if you're okay with waiting in a long line of like-minded people with only one thing in their minds. Want to skip the queue? You impatient bastard, fast pass tickets go for the low, low price of $499. Not a bad deal considering you get to skip the queue and go straight to fucking the shit out of them whores. What's that? You want to fuck them all year round? You dog, go for the one year pass then at only $1,500 where you can fuck the entire theme park all-year round.

At that point, you might as well book a night at a nearby hotel, the Slut House Hotel. See a whore you really like? Bring them to your room after hours for a more personal and up close 'back of the house' experience with our 'talents'. Don't forget to visit the souvenir shop on your way out where you can bring home a whore or two for everyday use. Just a heads up, these whores are fucking expensive to bring home...prices start from $250,000.

So what are you waiting for? Come down to Slut House today and enjoy your very own slut.