Ski Vacation!

Welcome to Sunset Valley, John Doe! Nestled between several majestic mountains is the greatest ski resort you've ever seen. Hundreds of amazing ski trails spanning both downhill and cross-country skiing and ranging from beginner bunny slopes to double black diamonds. The winds are never too strong, the snow is always fresh, and the sun is always shining!

For those who prefer a more laid-back stay, the lodge at the bottom of the Sunset Valley is both large and accommodating. A great place to meet other people, you can chat in the lounge while warming up by the fireplace, go dancing at one of the clubs, shop at our massive malls, check out the multiple saunas (both gender defined and unisex) or relax in the hot tubs.

You are going to have a great week here! Plenty of people to meet, hotties to hook up with, and fun to be had! There's too much to do in just one stay, but maybe you can manage it all and have the time of your life.

One last question before we get started. Seeing as how you failed to mention this on your sign-in sheet, could you please inform us of your gender?