Simon Says

You wake up to the sound of the alarm clock buzzing insistently. You try to get out of bed, but your body responds sluggishly. Taking a deep breath, you finally manage to sit up, only to find that the room spins wildly around you.

It takes you a minute to remember what happened last night. You were over in Taylor Hall, attending the craziest dorm party you've ever seen! Or...at least, that's what you think it was. It's kind of hard to remember anything for sure. But you remeber there was a LOT of , and a LOT of crazy girls too. You're quite sure you had a good time.

But you really are paying for it now. You lean over and finally stop your alarm. Glancing down at the time, your heart skips a beat when you notice that it's almost 10 AM! You're 45 minutes late for class. And it was the day of your midterms.

This is definitely not a good situation. In a panic you stumble madly for the bathroom. You shower and get dressed in record time, grabbing your things, and rushing out of the dorm.

Reaching the lecture hall, you see your classmates filing out. Class is over. "Simon," one of your classmates says, shaking his head, "you're in big trouble!"