Sign-In Sex

"Where am I?" The main character questioned.

They looked around and suddenly found themselves floating in the air. Under their feet was a sea of cloud. There were some floating islands afar.

"Are you ready?" A voice sounded.

The main character turned back and saw a sphere of light. They couldn't tell what color it was, because each time they thought about a color it turned into a different color.

"Who are you?"

"Who am I? An interesting question. Some call me "the world". Or perhaps "nature". Many call me "fate". I am everywhere. I am everywhen. I am everyone."

"So basically you are God, huh? If you're telling the truth, what did God need from me?"

"I'm not telling the truth. I am the truth. For example, let there be light."

The whole space was illuminated. It became so bright that the main character had to close their eyes: "Okay, okay, I believe you."

"Because you have seen me, you have believed."

"Let me guess: Blessed are those who have not seen, and have believed?"

The voice laughed: "Today is special. I will bless the one who has seen and believed."

"Wait, can I ask one question first?"

"You want to know whether or not you have died. No, this is a dream. Kind of. It all happens in your head, but this is real."

Before the main character could speak, the voice said: "Now, before you interrupt me again, let's talk about your blessing: You're going to receive a reward every day with a condition. Like sign-in. A simple act."

"And that is..."

"Copulation."

The main character was speechless for a while: "Of course you know."

"That you're secretly an erotomaniac? Of course I know. And I don't want you to stay in the bedroom all day, so you must constantly change the place."

The main character wanted to ask more, but a bell rang next to their ears."

"Time for you to go back to your world. Wake up and enjoy."