Rental Hoes

Your name is John Smith, a landlord of a slightly mature but respectable apartment building. You took over the business after you Dad croaked 5 years ago and have been taking care of all the maintenance work and tenants relatively well. Some might call it unethical but you've made sure to only rent your apartments to gorgeous, beautiful babes, girlfriends and wives. Coincidentally, these chicks almost always have money problems sometimes paired with neglectful boyfriends or cheating husbands.

Why go to all the trouble of renting only to hot babes? Well, your rent contract has a special clause where the tenant aka hot babes can offer sexual services to the landlord in exchange for a waiver of the rental fee. A slurpy blowjob, 5% off the month's rent. A quickie on the couch, 10% off the month's rent and so on and so forth. If a tenant is really (or just a huge slut), she may opt for a 95% waiver of the rent in exchange for 24/7 sexual services.

How is this possible? Isn't this illegal? Good questions that will never be answered in this story. What's more, since you the landlord own the internet broadband, you tend to know the tenants kinks and fetishes by spying through their google searches. Enough chatter, time to make the rounds and collect this month's rent.