Panspermia

Panspermia is the notion that life exists everywhere in the galaxy and that it arrived on Earth via an asteroid. One variant of this idea is the notion that aliens seeded life on Earth for some reason. Most reject the very idea, but a few find merit in such a concept. These people also believe that those same aliens have been messing with human life for thousands of years. They claim that aliens continue to control the flow of human evolution to this day. You would never have believed this crackpot theory until today. Well, technically you started believing it approximately 5 weeks ago. You had...

Oh I forgot to mention who you are and what you look like. You are Dick and you live alone. You are 40 years old, have a dog and a cat, and work in a software company designing interfaces for games. Your dog, Sparky, was just the sweetest dog you'd ever met. She general got under foot, but you love her anyway. Your cat, Siggy, was typical cat; loner, aloof, and loving to you alone. All in all your life is good. Anyway, back to the day things began to change.

... just gotten a date with the hottest woman in your office and tonight you would hopefully seal the deal, as it were. It would be the first time you had sex in a VERY long time. You were looking forward to it. After work, you took a shower and put on your best dress clothes. You wanted to put forth the best first impression as she had only ever seen you at work. You were meeting her at the restaurant at 8 pm then you would drive to the theater together. You drove to the restaurant and arrived a few minutes before 8.