No Game No Anal

1. All , war, and robbery are forbidden in this world.
2. All conflict in this world will be resolved through games.
3. In games, each player will bet something that they agree is of equal value.
4. As long as it doesn't violate pledge three, anything may be bet, and any game may be played.
5. The challenged party has the right to decide the rules of the game.
6. Any bets made in accordance with the pledges must be upheld.
7. Conflicts between groups will be conducted by designated representatives with absolute authority.
8. Being caught cheating during a game is grounds for an instant loss.
9. In the name of god, the previous rules may never be changed.
10. Let's all have fun and play together!

These are the Ten Covenants that the One True God known as "Tet" established to resolve all conflicts in the world of Disboard.

After the events of the anime, almost seven years pass without significant further turmoil or serious plot development.

And then, as if it were not by sheer coincidence, on the day that Shiro turns 18, the Ten Convenants are changed.

Tet, using his godly powers, appears in front of every resident of Disboard.

"Hi everyone! I'm glad you've been having so much fun with games. However now that all my favourite people have grown up and are now adults, I'm announcing a change in the rules.

"Here are the new Ten Covenants of Disboard:

1. All , war, and robbery are forbidden in this world.
2. All adult conflict in this world will be resolved through games. Only adults may participate in games.
3. In games, each player will bet something. If the universe disagrees that the things are of equal value to each party, a degrading, anal related forfeit will be added to the bet of lower value. The details of this forfeit will be on a scroll that will appear in the hand of the party who would be to endure the forfeit if they lose.
4. Anything may be bet. Whatever game is played must have a significant part of the game involve the assholes and/or anal cavities of at least one player on each side.
5. The challenged party has the right to decide the rules of the game.
6. Any bets made in accordance with the pledges must be upheld.
7. Conflicts between groups will be conducted by designated representatives with absolute authority.
8. Being caught cheating during a game is grounds for an instant loss.
9. In the name of god, the previous rules may never be changed... again.
10. Let's all have anal fun and play together!"

And just like that, leaving no opportunity for challenge, or complaint, or anything, Tet is gone, and the new rules of the world are established.

What could be Tet's motivations for this? Was he into doing this? Tricked into it? Was he just getting bored? Was this always the plan? Nobody can say. It hardly matters, to be honest. Unless someone is able to collect all 16 of the chess pieces from the various races on Disboard, and beat Tet as his own game and become the One True God in his stead, there is nothing that anybody can do about it. This is just the way things are now.

The only thing left to do is try to work out how to navigate this crazy new world centred around games and anal.