Mormon Missionary ENM

“No, I’m not interested!” a man screamed as he slammed his door in the face of two mormon missionaries.

Elder Smith and Elder Wood had been struggling ever since they had been put together as companions. They were serving their missions in New York City, which wasn’t a bad place, but they just couldn’t seem to find anyone to wanted to listen to their message about Joseph Smith and it was getting frustrating.

The two cute elders, having just knocked on the last door of the street they were on, decided to go to a different neighborhood and mounted their bikes. Little did they know that, as they biked, there were some men watching their every movement from the distance.

Now, it only seems fitting to describe these two attractive missionaries to you before we go any further. Elder Smith was the poster boy of a handsome mormon missionary. He was blonde, 5’ 7”, deep blue eyes, a bit on the pale side, and very muscular, with a beautiful face and chiseled jawline that any male model would’ve been jealous of. He was from Utah (of course) and had a smooth, hairless torso.

Elder Wood, on the other hand, was taller (6’ 2” to be exact), had black hair, green eyes, not pale (but not tan either, he was kind of just a darker shade of white than his companion), and had a slimmer, though still toned and muscular, body. He also had hair all over his body, not to an excessive level, but it was there, and was from California.

Anyways, so the two missionaries were riding their bikes, until they were stopped by...