Match Made
The Multiverses Most Effective Dating App
Chapter 1
by 
Wipeout
It's the hot new dating app coming right to you! Download the app or use our web site to get your Match started!
Match Made is 100% free to use and always will be! No ads, no spyware, no premium! We just want to Match, Match, Match!
Match Made _always _works! No matter what you enter! Should the last embers of the stars gutter out into nothingness and the gates of heaven fall, we'll still make that Match happen! No. Matter. What.
Want to date that cute girl you never worked up the guts to ask out? Just Match her!
Want to explore new worlds with a hunky alien? Match em!
Always wanted to see what an elf would be like on a dinner date? That's a Match!
Anything you can describe we can match! What are you waiting for? It's time to Match, Match, Match!
The Match Made Corporation is not liable for the results of user Matches. Our valued Matchers are advised to curate their search and read profiles carefully before committing. Commitments to a Match cannot be rescinded once made. Match Made does not permit lying of any form on profiles, Matchers who do will be terminated immediately.