Male; Looking for a Surprise

John was bored.

Objectively speaking things were going pretty well for him. He had a boring but stable job, some cash in the bank, a decent place to live, a car without to much mileage, and a few decent friends. He even knew some of his friends in real life. It was a practical and happy enough life.

But all felt like just a routine now . He passed through each day knowing it would be pretty much like the next as it had been for a few years now. He'd been planning to take a vacation for a while but never got around to it.

Then he found Match Made. He had seen the faded poster on a bus stop.

{first-name} raised an eyebrow at the marketing. This thing was clearly bullshit. It couldn't possibly be real. But for some reason he couldn't pull his mind away from it.

It couldn't be real but he couldn't stop thinking about it. Days passed. Finally he cracked.

John filled out his profile, carefully avoiding giving out anything to personal, and then wrote out the wildest search he could come up with.