Lord of the Ring

Walking down the street one day, something catches your eye in the gutter. You pick it up to discover it is a solid gold ring.

You slip it onto your finger and it fits perfectly. It looks quite cool so you keep it on and go on your way, pleased at your find. After all, it could be worth something.

You notice a group of girls going into the leisure centre and being a young, hot blooded male, thinks how good it would be if you could become invisible and go into the ladies shower block.

You chuckle at the idea.

Upon passing a shop window, you stop and peer in and notice something very strange. You have no reflection in the glass!

You look down and you can not see your body. "Holy shit," you say. "I'm invisible."

You are a pretty adaptable guy and always horny so immediately your mind becomes awash with the things... the naughty things you could get up to.