Looking For Her Hood

Hello, my name is Vanessa Charming and I am 22 years old. I have red hair and blue eyes. I am on vacation from my job as a librarian. Even though I love books, the job can get boring at times when the library is empty. There is probably one more thing I should tell you. I am a lesbian.

Every day, I take long walks for exercise. While wearing a yellow sundress and white tennis shoes, I decide to venture out into the woods which is about half of a mile from where I am staying. My mother once told me that these places could be dangerous so I am carrying a small crossbow for protection. After, walking for an hour, I heard two interesting voices. Since one of the voices sounded like it came from a young lady, I decided to investigate. I hid behind a tree when I could clearly hear the voices. When I peeked around the tree, I was shocked to learn that one of the voices belonged to an ugly brown wolf. Wolves don't talk do they? I would have ran away screaming except I learned that the second voice belonged to pretty blonde wearing a red hood who was at least twenty years old. Her beauty attracted me so I decided to listen for a while.

"Who is that basket for?" the mean wolf asked.

"It-it is for my Grandma," the woman shyly answered.

"Would you like some company?" the wolf offered rather rudely in my opinion.

"My grandma told me n-never to talk to strangers," Red squeaked.

I have now had enough. I would much rather that the nervousness that the pretty blonde felt be because of me and not because of some mean wolf. I took my crossbow out of my pocket and took aim. I heard the poison dart zing through the air and strike the wolf's heart. The wolf looked shocked for a second and fell down dead. That was when I decided to greet my new friend after putting the crossbow into my pocket. When I got close to her, I noticed that she had green eyes.

"Hello, " I cheerfully spoke.

"Thank you for taking care of the wolf," the pretty blonde answered.

"It was no problem," I said with a wave of my hand. "What is your name?"

"Red Darling," the blonde spoke.

"Ooh, pretty name," I spoke with a grin. "I'm Vanessa Charming."

"Would you like a cookie from my basket?" Red offered.

"Could I have a different reward?" I wondered hopefully.

"What?" Red wanted to know.

"How about a kiss?" I playfully suggested.

"I guess so," Red agreed.

I casually walked over to the girl and put my hands on her waist while pressing my lips to hers. Just when it seemed that we might get intimate, Red said goodbye quickly and ran off like a scared little rabbit. I was a little disappointed but I knew it would not have been very satisfying if I had gotten together with her right this second.