Jerk off tales

Hey everybody, doing a new thing here. I usually write short stories about sexual humiliation. This is gonna be short little vignettes about my masturbation sessions. But be forewarned, this aint gonna be a sexy penthouse letter about how i grabbed my huge cock in my powerful hand and erupted buckets of jizz… nope, this is gonna be more graphic and real than that. Like rubbing my 5 inch pecker in the bathroom at work at 7 am cuz i caught a whif of my bosses perfume first thing in the morning. Or squirting a tiny load into my sweaty tighty whities in the gym lockerroom after a workout cuz i saw some dudes dick while he was changing. Or putting my morning dump on pause to jerk off cuz my morning wood wont go down and i cant piss. And feel free to comment or add your own story. Have you sniffed someones dirty underwear while squirting your load? Maybe you jerked off in the shower and shoved a finger up your butthole, maybe you smelled that finger right before you came and it pushed you over the edge. And dont forget about it getting lame. Like that time i jerked off to my boss fucking my ex, thinking about my friends moms ass crack that pokes out of her sweatpants. Oh, dont forget about jizzing in my aunts bathroom while i think of my cousin in yoga pants. Its as real deal as it gets. Stay tuned!