Isle of Elysium

John woke up from a very strange dream. He had been dreaming about some sort of being, who was about to grant him a wish. He didn't even really remember what he (or she?) looked like. In any case, he distinctly remembered his wish: He wanted to live in a Free Use world. John has dreamed about this kind of thing for years. Being able to just live out all of his naughty fantasies, all day all night... In real life, he barely ever got the chance to do even a tiny bit of what he had in mind. He has never been the most popular with the ladies. Not that he was ugly. Not impressively handsome either. Just an average guy. An average guy without the certain touch when it came to women however...

John was rather disappointed. he had rather hoped that the dream would lead somewhere a bit more spicy than just talking to someone about this concept and waking up, not having seen a single boob even. Ah whatever, he thought to himself. It was all just a dream anyway. He got up and went to the bathroom. He couldn't help but notice the yellow sticky note on the mirror 'check your desk'. Weird. He did leave notes for himself sometimes, but what the hell was supposed to be on his desk? He barely ever used it these days. Oh well, that is the reason he left the notes after all, because he usually couldn't remember the next day. After getting ready he goes over to his desk. At first sight, it was just the usual chaotic mess of more or less important documents, bills and assorted other junk. But then he saw it. A single sheet of paper with the headline 'Welcome, to the Ilse of Elysium!' What the... John read on 'You have been deemed worthy. Your wish has been fulfilled. You are about to start your new life in this wonderful free use paradise.' John blinked a few times and re-read everything. It still said the same. He went on but everything else it said on there was 'If you have any more questions, or need of guidance, please check your new phone. It will be delivered to your door shortly'

Just as John was about to take in the last sentence he heard a knock on the door. He put down the confusing paper and opened it. Some guy in a brownish uniform held out a parcel for him "Mr. Smith? please sign here. Thank you!" Before John knew it he had signed for the package and the guy was gone from his door. Not that this was the first time he ever got mail, but the timing... No it must have been a coincidence. Right? But still, even it it was anything else, he might as well look inside. As he opened the box to pull out a black phone he almost dropped the thing in pure shocked surprise. As soon as he touched it, it turned on automatically. After a moment, he could see the home screen. Everything looked normal so far, but there was some kind of app there he didn't recognize at first. Upon closer inspection he read 'Elysium Welcome Guide' He rubbed his eyes and stared at it open mouthed for a while. Then, he pressed it. What else was there to do?

The screen turns white and instead of a menu or anything of that sort, a voice started to sound out of the speaker. "Welcome, John Smith" it started. This was getting a bit creepy, John thought to himself. The voice sounded warm and female but still having some random phone with some random app directly adress you felt creepy nonetheless. It went on. "I am sure you must have many questions. Do not worry. This prerecorded message will help you get a start in your new life. To clear up your first question first: Yes. Yes it is real. However you probably still do not believe me. Not to worry. I will convince you. Even though it looks like you are still in your own apartment, which technically you are, you now live on a beautiful tropical island. But that is not the best part. The best part is what you wished for. This island, which is called Ilse of Elysium by the way, has, for all intents and purposes a free use society." John blankly stared at his phone, not sure if his jaw just dropped or if his mouth had been open the entire time. The voice continues "Although, this is not technically true. Women do still have free will and rights here. Imagine it more like a society where sex and anything related to it is just not stigmatized in any way. Everybody here loves it. You can maybe compare it to talking to someone, or a friendly handshake where you come from. Sure, someone COULD refuse you that, but its unlikely and in most cases would be considered rude and weird. " After a little pause, where John still just stared at his phone in disbelief the voice said "I am sure you may have a ton more questions. If you use this button" the app shows a new button looking like a phone "you will be connected in a live call with me. I am happy to answer anything you may want to know. I am at your disposal 24/7 don't worry about the time. Until then, enjoy your new life in paradise." The voice stops and the app only shows the phone button now.