Insurance Salesman's-

There's a killer on the loose in your town, and you're the local insurance agent. You've suddenly been getting raises and bonuses and new jobs and work so much that your head could explode. You get back from a hard day of work and start the shower running.

Once in the shower, you begin to wash yourself but your mind wanders. You lube up your shaft with some silky shampoo and begin to stroke. Up and down your hand goes, thoughts run through your head about your secretary, your ex-girlfriend, your best friend's wife, the women on the ametuer porn movie. And ughhhhh... you spray your jizz all over the shower.

There's a knock on your door. You go to get your towel only to find that nothing is there. No robe, no towel. You forgot to do wash again!! You slip on a pair of boxers that you dont wear very much, still wet, and go to the door.