The Ghost of Christmas Past

The Ghost of Christmas Past hovers into your apartment, making spooky noises. You don't even care that it's the middle of September, you dont even care to ask why she had to knock, or why she is wearing nothing but a bra. She's quite a fine looking lady with a tight ass and finely trimmed pubic hair. Her boobs look fairly big as well, but you're not quite sure how it would be having sex with a woman that floats 5 inches in the air.

Well, we might as well get on with it. She holds out her hand to you and says, "We will visit past christmasses to show you some stuff that you don't need to see, and tell you some things you don't need to know." This confuses you, sure, but you can't refuse a woman that is naked below the waist. You grab onto her hand and everything wavers, but she does have time to tell you that you actually can be seen and heard. So watch what you say, you loud mouthed imbecile...