How I became a god!

This is the story about how I became a god, and what I did with that power.

It started out on a day like any other;

Monday I woke up, bored out of my mind and hand around my erect cock, I didn't have work on this day so I was in bed for a while at least before I realized I needed to pee, so I left my warm bed and walked out of my bedroom towards the bathroom to do my business.

As I finished up my business I noticed one new notification on my phone about someone in my family ordering a new book. Strange I thought, no one, not my sister, not my brother, not my mum or my dad ever reads books; and they never order online without my help.

Odd I assumed, but I digress, as I scrolled through my phone in the dimly lit bathroom, I found the book order: How to get away with ANYTHING! was the order that matched with the family member who ordered the book.

I assumed it was nothing much considering the price's on the websites I looked through. Amazon had the book for next to nothing and eBay was the same. Orders of this book and raving reviews of how it was a great read for those that wanted to get away with anything.

I had to check this out.

What could be the harm, but where to order it from. Amazon... or eBay?