Girl Gamer (Abridged)

Author's note: This one got a lot more intense than I expected it to. So much more intense, that I feel compelled to state the obvious: This is a work of sexual fantasy. This is not good BDSM practice. In fact, it's rather quite the opposite. A toxic person seeking out toxic people to indulge in toxic acts in the most public place she can find while still being anonymous. In other words, don't try this at home. Or online, for that matter.

Also, real gamer girls exist, and for better or worse, they are nothing like this. They are goddamned national treasures. Show them some respect.

The following is a non-profit work of fan-based parody. Girl Gamer is owned by parkingdiscount, chyoa.com, and whoever made the artwork. Actually, I'm pretty sure it's just owned by parkingdiscount. I just wanted to list three things so I could match the cadence of the disclaimers on all those Abridged animes I used to watch on youtube, back in the day. Please support the official release.

You savor that new console smell as you unbox your newest purchase, the DigiPerFusion Full Immersion Suit, from Digital Perfect. It almost feels too lightweight to be anything but a toy. But you know better, having followed the console's development ever since the first leaked rumors of its development. The specs on this thing are incredible. Full-spectrum visualization. Direct nerve stimulation. Haptic lube injection. Made of Gorilla Glass and Unicorn Rubber. Dishwasher-, shower- and skydiving-safe. This little device represents $20,000 of your erotic fiction royalties down the drain. But if it's half as immersive as the previews claim it is, you know it'll have been money well-spent.

And the community! You didn't think it was possible to find a more toxic and entitled group of incels, perverts and douchebags than your previous favorite online game's player-base, but something about the DigiPerVerse's flagship launch title, Digital Police: Vertex City, really seems to bring the asshats out of the woodwork. You still remember the headlines from when those four beta testers got molested just browsing the Server Lobby looking for a game-- a new industry record. Digital Perfect LLC had reacted with a press release, emphasizing the console's safety features, and released a day-one patch disabling adult interactions by default.

A few months from now, when the law catches up with the technology, they'll probably have to start nerfing even more stuff. But for the moment, the DigiPerVerse exists in a legal grey area. Which makes it the perfect playground for people like you, who have extremely specific tastes.

You slap an "Asshole Kirito" sticker on the side of the headset, switch it on, and slip into the tactilewear mesh. The silky fabric practically licks your naked body as it smooths itself out across your topology. Then it makes you wait while it downloads that 11-gig day-one patch. It takes minutes. Minutes, I tell you! While you wait, you make yourself comfortable in a pile of pillows and blankets on the floor. Can't fall out of the bed if you're not in the bed!

With the download complete, and the system rebooted, you have configs to change. You tab into the advanced options menu. You turn on all the adult features, and turn off all the safety features. There are a lot of both. Vaginal Penetration. Oral Penetration. Anal Penetration... Scent and Flavor overrides? Simulated , Suffocation, and Drowning? Virtual Abrasion Simulation!? Wow. They've thought of everything! You can already feel yourself getting wet as you disable safety feature after safety feature. You'd never dreamed there were this many ways strangers could violate you online!

After a moment's hesitation, you leave the Emergency Logout functionality enabled. That's something to play around with later, once you start to get bored.

You click Customize over on the right side of the screen, and mess around with the character settings. The default female avatar is surprisingly slutty for a mainstream product. You're not sure what you can add without seeming too eager, and you don't know what the rest of the community is doing, so for now, you settle for a few small changes. Just enough that you don't look like too much of a scrub, without breaking the aesthetic of the base game.

Sign up for a free account now to get bonus currency? Fuck that noise! You want to be nice and anonymous. After all, you're going to run this first character into the ground and then never touch the account again.

Finally, you're ready. You double-check that the door is locked, settle back snug into your VR Gamer cocoon, and slip the goggles on over your eyes.

For a moment, your eyes see only that one shade of Vert green that generated all that bad publicity for Digital Perfect back when they trademarked it and started suing all those flag makers. Then your eyes focus on the text on the screen:

DigiPerFusion Boot Check... OK!
© 2026 Digital Perfect LLC
DigiPerVersion # 1.455.69

Gameplay experience may change during online play.