Female Body Inspector

Authors note: I got the idea for this story from @ControlFreak, who I asked if I could make my own story out of this idea.

Authors note 2: I don't know how often I will publish chapters here, because this is not my main story. Also, the length of the chapters will vary a lot so I can do multiple paths at the same time. The chapters with "inspections" will probably be longer than the ones that contribute something to the story.

After a long day, I finally lay down in bed and fall asleep.

At first I dream a normal dream, but I quickly can't remember it. I wake up at 3 o'clock in the morning, drink a sip of water and lie down again.

The dream I have now, I however clearly different. I stand in a white nothing. Around me nothing is to be recognized, only white light.

"You do not need to be afraid" I hear a voice in my head. I turn around but can't see anyone. "You won't be able to see me, because I don't have a body" sounds again in my head.

"What are you?" I ask the voice. "It's hard to explain, but that's not what I'm here for. I have a unique offer for you" the voice returns.

"What kind of offer?" i ask it again. "Something is coming in the mail tomorrow, a job offer if you will. It will seem a bit unusual to you at first, but I assure you it is mine first. There will be a letter enclosed explaining everything again. I'm just here to make sure you're prepared."

The voice dies out and I hear the annoying beeping of my alarm clock. I open my eyes and lie in my room.

That was a weird dream, I think to myself and get up. I set the alarm and get ready for the day.

When I get downstairs, I see a small package lying behind my front door. I walk up to the package and see that it is about the size of a book.

I look in amazement and take it into the kitchen. Once there, I sit down at the table and open the package.

Inside the package is not a book, but a clipboard with a pen, some notes and a letter in a pretty envelope.

I look in wonder at all the things and hope that there is an explanation in the letter. I carefully open the envelope and begin to read:

"Dear Mr. ...,
I am pleased to inform you that you have been selected for the job of the first Female Body Inspector. I am sure you are wondering what is a female body inspector and how did I come to select you for the job.
The answer is quite easy. I have followed their lives so far. You never really had any luck with women and always wondered why you never had a girlfriend. I thought that was also very unfair, which is why I chose you for this job. Now to your tasks if you decide to accept this job.
Since in today's world it is more and more difficult to find the right partner, you have been chosen as a female body inspector to examine the women of the world in different categories. You are assigned to evaluate different women, who are between 18 and 40 years old, through a practical evaluation. Should you decide to accept the job, you will have the privilege to examine any suitable woman of your choice as you please. You can fill in the results of these examinations on the enclosed questionnaire. It should be noted that you have an infinite number of questionnaires at your disposal, because you will notice that as soon as you have signed one of the questionnaires, a new one will immediately appear at the very bottom of the clipboard.
You may use any conceivable method to rate the women as long as it does not permanently hurt her. The evaluation is done on a scale from 0 to 10, where 5 is the absolute average, 10 is the best and 0 is the worst possible result. If you want to add more criteria to your rating, there are extra blank lines on the questionnaires where you can write your criteria. You can enter as many of the points as you like during each inspection. Likewise, inspections can be repeated as many times as you like.
Once you have signed the evaluation sheet, each person who looks at the evaluated woman will know what score she received in which category. Likewise, the women cannot lie about what score they received. All people will treat the women's scores as if they were absolute, so should you give a woman a perfect look, all other people will also describe the woman as perfect.
If you decide to repeat a test because some time has passed or something else has happened, you are of course free to do so. If any of the results change, everyone will only look at the newest of the results, because only the newest is relevant.
You are also free to rate how many women you want in a day, and as of you want to rate a woman at all. I do not want to pressure you, which is why all of this is freely available to you.
If you are ready to accept the job, please sign on the dotted line below to start your new job. Otherwise, please put the clipboard back in your mailbox and I will make sure it is picked up by noon.
PS: You don't have to worry about protecting yourself, I'll make sure you can't get or spread any diseases. Likewise, you cannot impregnate a woman unless you wish to do so to add another point to her inspection.
PPS: You also don't have to worry about money. If you take the job, you will be on the official government payroll. No one will wonder why you are on the list, because everyone will take it for granted that the female body inspector is paid by the government.
_______________________
Signature

I put the letter aside. Is someone here joking with me? If not, this would be a unique situation to sleep with all the women in the world. If not, I could go to jail faster than I would like.

After some back and forth thinking, I put my signature under the letter.