Fairly Oddparents: Screw Da Rules

Timmy Turner woke up just like any other morning not expecting much. He looks around his room to see numerous party decorations lying around the floor. He then remembers that yesterday was a massive party with his two fairies as it was the last night they would all be together. Timmy has turned 18 and eventually, his best friends in the entire world would be taken away from him. Timmy was not ready to let go of his fairies and quickly devised a plan to keep his fairies and continue his fun for as long as possible. He thinks back to when he once tricked Cosmo into scribbling in the Da Rules with a green crayon and was actually able to alter what he wished for. But unlike that incident, he wanted to ensure that this plan didn’t lead to disaster. He saw that one of his fairies left their wand out and leaped at the opportunity for his plan to work.

Timmy grabs the wand and first wishes for a magical sheet of paper and a pen. He quickly and furiously writes on the paper making countless different rules that will only apply to him. As soon as he’s done he uses the wand to summons Da Rules, he carefully applies the paper to the massive book and hopes that this all works. Timmy then walks over to Cosmo and Wanda’s fish bowl and knocks on the glass to wake them up. They both appear holding suitcases and looking kinda glum. “Well, Sport it looks like this is it,” says Wanda trying to hold back tears. “We definitely had some great times,” Cosmo said while trying to put on a brave face. Timmy was on the verge of tears alongside both of his godparents but he had to be sure that his plan worked.

He looked Cosmo and Wanda dead in the eye and said “It’s okay I feel like my life is perfect and I don’t even need fairies anymore.” Timmy closed his eyes in fear of what could happen but to his joy nothing happened. Normally if a godchild were to say that they would immediately lose their godparents forever. His plan must have worked, he altered Da Rules so that certain rules don't apply to him at all. His mind floods with the endless possibilities that he could do now. He could make Trixie Tang finally fall in love with him, he could make Mr. Crocker pay for all the misery that he endured as a child, or he could finally wish for breakfast food after 10:30! But the first thing to do was to apologize to his fairies due to what he said to them.

“Guys I didn't mean any of that I just didn’t want you guys to hurt as bad. But I think I found a way to keep you guys forever.” Timmy said. “Really? that’s great!” Wanda said while rushing in for a hug. Wanda’s warm brace felt so good that Timmy didn’t realize that he got a boner but Wanda definitely did. “Uh…Timmy, I think you got a little excited,” she said pointing down to his crotch. Timmy first felt embarrassed but then got overtaken by how horny he is. “Hey, Wanda I think I know what to wish for next,” Timmy said nervously. He stands up straight and says confidently “I wish that you’ll have sex with me!”

Both Cosmo and Wanda look at each other awkwardly but they feel compelled to fulfill Timmy’s wish. POOF As the smoke clears Wanda appears in a new form that increases the size of her tits and ass. She wore skin-tight pink lingerie and looked at Timmy with a lustful gaze. “Come hear Timmy, time to make you a man,” says Wanda. She pulls Timmy into a massive hug while also making out with him. Their tongues explore each other's mouths making progressively lewder sounds as they go. Wanda’s hand slowly goes towards Timmy’s cock and grabs a warm tight grip. She begins to slowly stroke his cock until it was as thick as a diamond. She then proceeds to get on her knees and lined up her face to his cock. “Alright, Timmy let me show you how a pure magical blowjob will feel,” says Wanda. She completely engulfs Timmy’s cock, twisting her head, and using her tongue to make sure that every inch of his cock was in pure bliss. Timmy couldn’t even comprehend how amazing this felt Wanda made sure that this would be a sexual experience that he would never forget. After what felt like an eternity Timmy was coming close to cumming. “W…Wanda I’m going to cum,” Timmy said through gritted teeth. But before he could Wanda grabbed her wand a prevented him from doing so. “Not so fast Sport, before you cum you need to have the full experience,” Wanda said with a naughty smirk. She then stands up and summons a heart-shaped bed behind her, she lays down and spreads her legs wide open. Before Wanda could even give Timmy an invitation he immediately shoves his dick into Wanda’s pussy. Both of them proceeded to scream and moan as they experienced pleasure on top of pleasure.

They humping each other for what felt like forever Timmy finally shouts “Wanda let me cum!” “Okay, Timmy let’s cum together!” Wanda replies. They both do with Timmy taking out his cock and absolutely covering Wanda in his jizz. Timmy pants in exhaustion as he looks up at Wanda in satisfaction. After this “test drive” of his new rule-free wishes his mind continues to race to see how far his powers can go. He then proceeds to look at Cosmo with a massively perverse grin.