Everyone can dream

One day, I was walking along the street. I had just been dumped by my girlfriend. I looked at my life and saw I had amounted to nothing. I was just sitting at home when my mom, who i still live with, asked me to pickup her new ipad. I wouldnt have gone if she hadnt said it was for me to use aswell. I was just walking home with it now. I arrived home and took the ipad straight to my room.

I opened up the ipad and charged it up. When I turned it on, something felt wrong about it. I quickly brushed off the thought and opened the web browser.

On the homepage of the web browser was a news headline about some rich guy.

"Boy, i wish i was him, he probably has enough money to keep 8 girlfriends." I thought to myself. All of a sudden i felt feint. I fell to the ground blacking out.

I awoke startled. Where was I? I was on an airplane. But not a cheap one. There was no other passengers. I looked around. The only person I could see was a smokin' hot flight attendent. She smiled at me. I felt sick. I rushed to the bathroom. Then I saw it. My reflection was not mine. It was the reflection of the rich guy i saw on the headline. I was dreaming! That meant it didnt matter what I did.

I stripped off all my clothes and ran out of the bathroom. I ran towards the flight attendent who now looked frightened. I ripped of her clothes as she screamed. I took off her bra as a security guard ran in. I pushed him down and took off the flight attendents skirt. Thats when i felt a horrible shock. The security guard had tazed me.

I awoke in my room. My mom was calling me to dinner so i ran to the dinner table.

When i returned to the ipad, there was a ne headline. "Trillionaire rapes flight attendent".

Oh my god. No wonder i felt something wrong when i touched this ipad. Im nevergoing to let mom use this. I opened up an incognito tab and got ready for buisness.