Everyone's Mine

I woke up one morning, in my bedroom, with a pounding in my head - the likes of which I had never experienced before. As quickly as it came, it mysteriously dissapeared.

Spooked, I got out of bed, and proceeded to walk down the stairs. What I saw suprised me beyond belief.

My MILF mom was in the kitchen, with nothing but a bra and panties on. She seemed to think that her attire was normal, as she didn't seem a bit uneasy.

"Hi, son. I need to give something to you," she said. She gave me a note. It was from my uncle Matt, for which I was named after.

"Hi, Matt! By the time you recieve this note, you may have noticed many abnormal things about the world you live in. For example, all males have vanished, and your own mother is dressed provocatively. You have been transported to the moon Alpha6-529, not far from Jupiter, which was made as a copy of the Planet Earth by an alien nation. They, however, exaggerated human sexuality a bit, as an error in their calculations. You, my nephew, were chosen to live in this world, as the human race will eventually become extinct, and your sperm has the specific qualities necessary to rebuild the entire human genome. All of the girls here are androids, but they are not fully aware of it, so feel free to do ANYTHING you would like, no matter how dirty, wrong, or ethically weird it may be. You can do anything in this world! Additionally, the MacBook in your bedroom contains the ToolBench software, which you can use to configure the androids. While you may be a bit freaked out at first, don't worry - you'll adjust real soon. -Thanks, Your Uncle Matt"

"So, Matt," your mother cooed, "What do you want to do now?