Everyday Screw: Stuck in Traffic

The morning commute just came to a dead stop. It's always treacherous with all of the road construction this time of year, and part of you knew better than to try to go the way that you did but the rest of you just didn't listen. Now the West Loop has turned into a parking lot and you're stuck right in the middle of it. You're responsible, and at least called into work letting them know that you're going to be at least 15 minutes late, but the traffic report says it could be over an hour.

You look around in the cars around you and everybody else looks pretty frustrated too. You could spend the time browsing on your phone, or you could...