Every day things get better

Earth is one of my favorite planets, so many people, so much possible chaos yet still... order. Honestly I was surprised how the other deities haven't pulled an apocalypse or ten until now, honor among interdimensional, metaphysical beings I guess. Then again, any time we do mess things up, one of us jumps in to return things to the status quo.

But oh my... Look at how little Maddy is stuck in her office. What if I just made her fantasy true and turn her into a 100 meter (328'1'') tall giantess? But just as things were getting hot - she passes 20 meters (65'7'') in height, bursting through the ceiling and the floor and squashing the boss who repeatedly harassed her between her now massive firm breasts... Another deity spins back the clock and Maddy again has to endure as boss-man squeezes her a-cups.

Oh, if only I wasn't so obvious.

Well... what if I mess things up in a less obvious way? All those folks down there constantly throw wishes out into the air, hoping someone would listen, how about I do? Let's just take someone from The Big List... maybe two... ahhh, how about you?

But wait! I can't just choose anyone, they definitely need to have an interesting desire. And I can't choose someone with a destructive urge. Of course I can't choose someone too obvious either, any celebrity and the other deities will be on to me in a second. Should probably take out any children as well, that would be ugly.

Maybe I can persuade some of the others to join in on this experiment?

First, thing's first... narrow down the list, make an Excel file, random row. Now I have you-

No, no, not yet, I need a test run.
Maddy, gonna need to play with you again.

I awoke with a startle, the office desk felt cold and foreign. I had a bizarre dream where I was huge, sexy and powerful and for once Erwin knew what I thought about him. I looked around me to make sure no one caught me snoozing at the desk, I never snitched when someone else did it, but Lucy from two stalls behind me and to the right always did.

She wasn't there.

I got up and walked to the restroom to freshen myself up. I looked at the mirror and something seemed off. My dark skin always had unsightly blemishes, most prominently on my face, yet... where did they disappear? Some were still there, sure, but they seemed to somehow be in the right places.

I slightly raised my buttoned shirt to make sure, which was when I saw that not only was my skin perfect now, there was a faint outline of some abs where usually there was pudginess. Looking at my bra I also saw it read a b-cup now, and looking down at the sink it seemed a little farther than usual.

Calm down Maddy, maybe you are still dreaming, right?

I pinched my surprisingly firm butt as hard as I could and the restroom was still there. I walked to my cubicle and saw Erwin, preparing myself for the usual perverted act of malice I closed my eyes.

But it never came. Instead Erwin had been tripped by Dan from the cubicle behind me. That was new. Erwin really liked Dan, so he was apologizing for not noticing Dan's leg.

"Hey Maddy," Dan waved towards me as Erwin went to find an easier prey. "I am sorry I took last week off, boyfriend took me on a cruise."

I never talked to Dan, he just ignored me, and yet...

"Than... Thanks, how was it?" I stood outside his cubicle, and started chatting with him about his life and about work.

Whatever was happening to me I stopped caring about it.

A week later

My 1.83 meter (6') tall, athletic body was being pounded from behind by Dan's boyfriend Augustus, while Dan was sucking my left DD-cup. Just this morning I found out I had a rich great-aunt that passed away and that I now had a vast, fully-furnished mansion all to my own. It was Augustus who suggested the three-way relationship and I loved it.

I managed to cajole the higher-ups to give me Erwin's position and I have never felt happier.

A month later

My 4.3 meters (14'1'') tall muscular form lounged in my pool while Dan was making out with Augustus. I never figured out what caused all of these changes, but as I orgasmed and the windows in the mansion slightly shook - I couldn't care less. As the CEO of the most successful business in the city I had no more worries in my life. I flexed a beach-ball-sized bicep, felt up my titanic breasts and sighed in pure orgasmic bliss.

A year later

I, the new Queen of the England looked down on my recently born twins - Augustus'. I had to ask some maids to take care of the babies, I was too powerful to handle them with care. I stopped growing at 6.78 meters (22'3'') but still grew sexier and stronger every day. Dan, Augustus and I were happily married for over half-a-year now. The company I ran was so successful I bought all of England, and very few people wanted to get on my bad side to tell me I couldn't.

Ironically, in the few months since, the people of England unanimously agreed in a survey that they preferred me to the previous government.

I laid back in my ginormous couch and slept

Making her the Queen might have been too much...

Another deity didn't like that and undid most of the changes, guess they didn't notice Maddy was not originally a 2+ meters (6'6''+) tall bodybuilder with two loving husbands and a mansion. Maybe they agreed with me on making her life better.

Whatever the reason, I had a better grasp of how far I could push, and now to really pull up the Excel file...