EMMA WATSON

"According to the website the college wants £20K ($20,0000.00) for a two-year-course in CREATIVE WRITING", "I could do that" she mumbles under her breath the majority of the work is done 'online' from home"; Emma enrolls but first has a few questions about her security being a famous actress and all. "I hope it won't be too much of an imposition...my security guards I mean being in class with me", "not at all this university has had its share of actors, actresses, singers etcetera Emma, we're just glad to have you here as our most prestigious & famous OXONIAN".

"First I have a question about these two guided retreats and one research placement", "for the 'retreats' you'd be in the hands of a professional writer who has extensive experience in teaching a wide variety of creative writing scenarios: "It would be two 1 hour sessions during which you could pick his brain, gaining advice from his expertise, knowledge, and mastery in the field of calligraphy". "OK and this research placement what's that"? "The research placement more commonly known as a dissertation is an academic requirement in your final semester, usually, you would be required to research a company theoretically by conducting a qualitative survey and research under the guidance of a faculty mentor and industry guide from the company Miss Watson"; "If you choose to you can publish the report as a thesis instead, it would count towards 60% of your final grade for graduation".