Dicks n' Cunts

I'm an average guy. I wake up every day at 5:15 AM, on the dot. I work a basic, fastfood job. I live in a studio apartment by myself. And I just recently moved to the city, but not just any city. Gotham City.

Today started off like any other day, I wake up a little sore. I stretch my joints and muscles until my body shakes. And I go about doing my morning routine, humming along the way. But a knock on the door interrupts my rhythm, "Coming!" I yell from the bathroom, annoyed at them throwing me off my groove.

"How can I help you?" Opening the door I'm greeted by a stunning redhead.

"Hi! If I could have a moment of your time please." She begins.

"If you're going to peddle your religion or a product, no one here is interested." I start to close the door over.

"Stop." She jams her foot in between the frame and door, "I asked nicely, I'm not going to ask again." With surprising strength she catches me off guard and the door open.

"You don't know who you're messing with lady."

"I think I do, in fact that's why I'm here. Arachnid." She makes herself at home and sits down on the couch, "I've noticed you made quite the reputation as a...