Cute curse

The smile wouldn’t leave my face as my parents left my brand new one bedroom apartment in NYC. It was massive compared to the other one bedrooms I had seen in the city and with my job at an investment bank, combined with my large inheritance, I would be living large in the big Apple! A lot of my friends at first assumed I would be a bit lazy given my massive inheritance, but I worked hard not only academically, but also at the gym. I’m 6 foot 5 and not to brag, but I also have quite a bit of muscle on my frame. My eyes are a deep blue and I have straight well groomed black hair that contrasted nicely with my eyes. I’ve done quite well with the ladies in my time ;).

My parents had just finished helping me set up all of the furniture and get everything set up and I unceremoniously rushed them out of my new crib. They weren’t even out of the building when I was texting my friends to set up the first party at my new place. Brad, Evan, Steve and Carlos were all in for the night and our frats main sorority we chilled with had a few girls who lived nearby that were coming through too.

I quickly ran to the liquor store and grabbed a handle of vodka and some beers, then a heavy bodega for some solo cups and was all set for a good time. Just as everything was getting set up, I got an email on my phone from a strange address. Curious, I checked it, wondering if it had anything to do with my start at work in two weeks, but it most certainly didn’t.

Dear David,

You probably don’t remember me, since you’re a heartless douche bag playboy, but we had sex our junior year. It was my first time and you took that special thing from me with honeyed lies of love and a future together, telling me you felt an instant connection and that not only would you be my first but my last. I realize college is a time of finding ourselves and making mistakes, but I hope you realize how wrong it is to treat women as objects and to lie so thoroughly to them just to get what you want.

As a man I doubt you’ll ever realize what you took from me, but I hope you have at least realized not to be such a selfish asshole since you’re now graduated. For the sake of fairness I have a warning for you. If you do not start treating women with respect or at the very least stop lying to them, you will lose so much in the coming week. I hope you heed this warning.

Sincerely,

A wronged woman

P.S. lying to or taking advantage of any woman will trigger my plan, which I promise you won’t enjoy...at first ;)