Country life

Col(Inner thoughts) “10 copper for the wheat for the horses, I need 5 for the bread, and perhaps another 5 for some potatoes and tomatoes… Hmmm… How am I going to make 20 copper today? I’m tired of being an errand boy… Ahhhhh! Nothing interesting ever happens in this town… Still the only way to make that amount today is to go to Bela. She always needs someone to go get some mushrooms, stuff from town and pays well… Always wondered why she decides to barely leave her home and why she just lives out in the woods…”

Timm “Col! Col! Are you off somewhere?”

Col “Timm! My guy! My buddy! What you doing?”

Timm “Taking Bebe out for some grass, can I come with?”

Col “Of course buddy! So what you’re up to these days, haven’t talked since….?”

Timm “Since Isa forcefully made me eat that stew. You’re mom is the best woman around, don't get me wrong, but I can’t do it man, I love sausages too much!”

Col “Really? Because I remember that I barely got to sit down and half the food was gone…”

Timm “I blame her, you know how she is… she treats me as her own son… and never lets me go before finishing at least three plates…”

Col “Is that why you were avoiding me these past days?”

Timm “Uhmmm… I… I have….”

Col grabs him by the shoulder.

Col “Come on buddy you know you can talk to me, is it Matt again? That idiot? Is he picking on you again? I swear I’ll fucking beat his ass the moment we return.”

Timm “No! Please! Last time we spoke back to him….”

Col “Yeah, I got off with 6 bruises, you with a broken arm and him? He just strolled free because his father is or better yet he’s father was the chief, good riddance…”

Timm “You shouldn’t speak like that about the dead Col… He was a gentle and kind man, unlike…”

Col “You’re still avoiding the question buddy…”

Timm “Okay! Okay! Last time I was at your place… You know you went to the bathroom and Isa was arranging the table and I was sitting…”

Col “Okay?”

Timm “I saw your mom’s tits! Okay! And I’ve been masturbating to those ample, large, soft and mushy tits ever since! Okay!?”

Col “What!?”

Timm “I did okay! I have a crush on Isa! I said it! haven't been able to talk to you since then because of that. And I saw you leaving town and I didn’t know when you’ll return and I couldn’t live with the guilt anymore! I wanted to tell you!!”

Col “Buddy, that’s weird, how would you feel if I told you that I also have a crush on your mom?”

Timm “I’d call bullshit because everyone in this town knows that you’re head over heels for Marie, and that’s a fact!”

Col “True… True… But, a guy can have multiple wives and women, can he not?”

Timm “There it is again, Bela has been letting you read all those books again, hasn’t she? It’s made up,Col. There's no such thing as a guy with multiple wives!”

Col “Yes it is! The place is called Iabud! And it’s real, she said she stayed there for at least three years! How else did she know how to write a book about it!”

Timm “I don’t know, okay? Perhaps she just has a vivid imagination, and what does she even do? She collects herbs and stays in her home all day!”

Col “The details in that book were just too much buddy, It doesn’t just come up in someone's head, that stuff is real…”

Timm “Whatever you say…”

Col “Wait! Wait! Wait! We’re getting side tracked from the subject! How dare you look at my mom’s breasts!”

Timm “It’s not like I did it on purpose you moron! They were there! Right in front of me!”

Col “And you didn’t think to look away!”

Timm “Look away!? Are you mad? I haven’t seen a more perfect pair in my life! Isa is a goddess in the human realm and I will die on that hill!”

Col jumps at Timm and struggles to push him down.

10 minutes of bickering and fighting.

20 minutes.

30 minutes.

50 minutes.

Col “Ohhh! Yeah! How would you feel if I looked at your mother’s tits!?”

Timm “Hmppphh! Look all you want, that woman has nothing on Isa!”

Col “Are you mad? Carla is the most beautiful woman in the entire town you moron! How did she even produce a lard like you is beyond me!”

Timm starts to look down, disappointed, a slight feel of regret and sadness in his eyes could be noticed, the entire mood of the conversation changes.

Col “I’m sorry, I shouldn’t ever call you that, I’m not Matt, you know that right?”

Timm “I know… I should go…”

Col “Buddy… I… I’m sorry…”

Timm starts heading back to town.

Col “Fuck! Fuckkkkkk! Fuuuuckkkkkk! Goddammit! I shouldn’t ever called him that, I’m his best friend for fuck’s sake! I should apologize to him, sooner rather than later, he’s all I’ve got too… Fuck! Now I can’t stop thinking about him seeing my mom’s… My….”

Col sits down on the snag of a cut tree .

Col(Inner Thoughts) “You should know something about me, I’ve always had this fucking problem, what the hell is wrong with my brain, I’m always thinking about sex, wanting sex, fuck! I don’t even care who the woman is! My own mother, the kindest and most gentle woman alive I just want to see her ravaged by the biggest dicks I can think of, my own even. It doesn’t matter to me as long as I see the woman’s expression, the pleasure in their eyes as they’re getting treated as mere fuck toys and nothing more. Ahhhh fuck! I’m getting hard as fuck thinking about Timm fucking up my own mother, hitting her, fucking her, her screams in pleasure as my fatass friend just takes her! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhhh! I’m having a panic attack! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! I need to suppress it! Ahhhh! Ahhhhh! I need to stop thinking about it…. Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!”

Bela “Though that was you… Come, come, swiftly now… we’ve got work to do.”

Col “Ahhh! Madam Bela! Ahhh! What are you doing out here? I…”

Bela “What you thought that I was always sitting in my room? Just because I do when you’re around doesn’t mean that I always do so. now, as I said, come errand boy, I’ve got a lot of things to unpack and only two hands.”

Col looks behind her, two large sacks on the ground, Col picks up both sacks and walks behind her.