Bourbon & Blow~*

Bourbon 'n' Blow~*

Bourbon & Blow~* is an Experimental Third-Person XXX Action-Adventure CYOA. That’s a whole-bunch of things! (Sounds pretentious, right?!)

It may be a long ride, or it may wind up swerving off road and crashing headlong into a ditch - burning car-wreck, anyone?!

The author hopes you have fun along the way, regardless!

Fair Warning;

Bourbon’s adventures is guaranteed to guide her down a road of some very odd-ball fetishes - or perhaps, to you, they’re completely vanilla~!

The author will try to write a warning to any chapter that goes down a particularly obscure kink, but pay attention to the offered tags!

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Synopsis:

Captain Bourbon has been cursed with too much time~! Oh-no! The once-upon victim of a too terrible temptress, the once illustrious adventurer managed to stumble herself headlong into the wiles of a sin-soaked whimsy. One bottle of her namesake and a night with an incubus later, and... ❤~❤~❤

Now addicted to The Three C’s (Cock, Cunt and Cum ~*) and blessed an abundance of opportunity to seek out and obtain it (~* and all that comes attached with them ~*) - Captain Bourbon traverses the sea, the stars, or even mere city streets as an opportunistic hedonist that might, maybe, make a proper adventure out of actually removing her curse one day. Probably.

Bourbon was a proper heroine one day, y’know?! A real hero in the story! With ambitions to achieve something, do some good in the world! Th-… That’s still in there, honest~!

Just … Look, her glory-hole business has a 5-star rating, okay? If every small business owner packed up to go and do greater things, what would that leave behind for the little guys?

- Captain Bourbon

Self Biography Introduction

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Chapter 0: The Selection Screen

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*You may choose a character;

* //*~*Captain Bourbon: Bourbon & Blow v0.69xxx*~*

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*A CRT monitor stands idly by, streams of white-text pouring across the page. It appears to be a game.

*G R E E T I N G S _ N E W _ P L A Y E R

*P L E A S E _ C H O O S E _ A N_ A D V E N T U R E ❤

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