Body swap remote

It was the most normal day off. I could finally take a break from a demanding college project and enjoy my life. I looked at my old game console, which I hadn't played in years, and decided to reminisce about the old days. I walked over to it and pressed the power button. It surprisingly started up. I went into the game library and started looking for my favorite. A few minutes later I finally found it. I sat down on the couch and started playing it.

A few hours went by like that. My parents should have been back from shopping by now and for sure my mom would start calling me a slacker again after seeing me playing a console instead of studying.

Suddenly the doorbell rang. I, grumbling, turned off the console and went to open the door thinking that now my mother would lecture me as usual. But when I opened the door, I didn't see anyone. I looked around and saw a strange little box on the floor.

"But I didn't order anything..." I thought.

I looked around again and carefully lifted the box from the threshold. Then I decided that free stuff is never superfluous, I sharply slammed the door and immediately locked it. I was a little surprised and annoyed, and headed back to my room. There I decided to unpack the box.

I carefully removed the duct tape that was wrapped around the box and then opened it. Inside was a strange remote control. I took it in my hands and examined it. It fit easily in the palm of my hand and had a total of 6 different buttons on it, such as "Body swap", "Personality swap", "Clothes swap", "Life swap", "Accesories swap", and "Full swap". I sat there in bewilderment looking at these labels. In the back of my mind I hoped that he would really let me swap bodies with someone, because I used to dream of being a woman.