Bitches n’ ballers

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It was a sweltering summer day in Charlotte, , as Instagram model Brittany Renner cackled outside the courthouse. Renner was mocking Hornets superstar PJ Washington after the third round of their child support case: “HA, enjoy forking over 20 grand a year, you baby back bitch.”

Washington ignored the thick Instagram influencer despite her efforts to jump into the 6’7” athlete’s face. He still couldn’t believe that life had gotten to this point. He felt like just yesterday, he had met the sweetest and cutest little woman while at the University of Kentucky. While she was pregnant, Washington bought a ring to marry her. However, towering over the buxom model, he now saw a manipulative slut who his teammates warned him to avoid.

“Fuck out my face bitch!!” said PJ, as he brushed past her in a hurry to his car. Heeding his mother’s advice, the NBA player focused on leaving without causing a scene. Meanwhile, a reporter from TMZ was in the bushes secretly recording their interaction.

Unfortunately for Washington, the woman he impregnated thrived off drama. “I WASN’T A BITCH WHEN YOU WAS FUCKING ME IN THAT RENTAL OF YOURS.” Brittany Renner knew how to press the buttons of any man. Although more importantly, she knew that she could get even more money in child support if her baby daddy did anything stupid.

Rather than responding, PJ Washington looked back, scowled at Renner, and entered his car. “FUCK THIS BITCH BRO” Washington was fuming as he punched his passenger seat with tears swelling in his eyes.

He thought this day couldn’t get any worse until his teammate Miles Bridges called him. “Hey PJ is you good bro??” Feeling exasperated, Washington responded with “Nah man, dealing with my ex’s bullshit right now and feeling some type of way.” Bridges paused and then said, “Not to add to your shit bruv but you need to check Twitter.”

As Washington scrolled through his timeline he was crushed. TMZ had already tweeted a video of Brittany screaming triumphantly about her victory in court. “On God bro this shit is ass”, Washington said as he glared at Renner who was still celebrating but now began twerking. Wearing yogas, her ass swayed and bounced in a rhythmic motion that made PJ want to hate fuck her wide, tan ass.

“I will say that it’s not all bad ma-“ Washington cut Bridges off before he could finish. “Where is the silver lining in this shit man?? Everyone just found out that I got trapped by this gold digging bitch”. “Bro look up #freePJ. Lamelo and I just noticed the hashtag and there are a ton of niggas who feel bad for you”.

Even though this pity didn’t make up for the day PJ was having, he felt slightly vindicated that people were on his side. “Eh I guess tha-“ *ping* *ping* *ping*. Immediately Washington’s phone blew up with celebrities reaching out to him. Still on the phone, Washington was shocked to see that rapper, Lil Uzi text him saying that Renner was “pure toxic” and that the rapper regretted not informing Washington sooner.

NBA wives Gabrielle Union and Lala Anthony even reached out to say that Renner was a sleaze bag who tried making advances at their husbands. “Bro PJ look up Brittany Renner now man everyone’s flaming her.” To PJ’s surprise, many trolls were indeed @ing his baby momma to call her every insult imaginable. Even more stunned, Washington found that many women flocked to his dms expressing how bad they felt for him.

Finally ready to leave, Washington reversed his car and plotted how to make a comeback...