Avengers; Satyr Silliness

Stepping into her apartment overlooking the view of New York city, Wanda Maximov pulled off her coat and pressed a delicate finger to the voicemails still waiting to be heard off her phone. Heading over in front of a mirror, the woman listened in as she heard the messages play behind her.

"HEY WANDA!" Called out Janet Van Dyne in her chipper demeanor. "Clint and I are going on a double date with Tony and Patsy, let me know if you wanna come with, if you've got a date that is."

"Hey there girl." Chimed in Jennifer Walters when the next message played. "Guess who's back from the dead? Jack of Hearts! I know right? Well we're going out and we wanted to know if you wanted to make it a double couple night."

"Greetings Wanda, Virginia and I were planning a family barbeque with the neighbors and wanted to know if you'd like to come?" Asked Vision in his pleasant tone. "The theme is matching couples, Virginia and myself will be wearing matching Hawaiian shirts and shorts."

Huffing in annoyance, Wanda sat at her couch with a light thump against the cushions and blew a stray red hair out of her eyes. She didn't want to say it out loud, but she had been having a dry spell for a LONG time now, and getting calls from her friends to be invited to group outings didn't help. Getting up from the couch and heading into her washroom, the woman pulled her hair back and posed in front of her reflection. Slim waist, leggy and fairly chesty, the woman was rather attractive last she checked. Though there were the few... Bits of history with her.

Yes she screwed up reality... Twice... Maybe three times. Then there was the time she raised the dead... And that time she went crazy. Dropping her arms to her sides and huffing in frustration, Wanda had to admit that the title of 'Scarlet Witch' carried with it a lot of baggage no one wanted to get involved with. Stepping out of the washroom and heading back to her living room, she sat back down on the couch and waved her hands in front of her in conjuration. Before her red glowing eyes, the Darkhold appeared and rested on the table.

Leaning forward and resting her chin in the palm of her hand, Wanda skimmed through the pages of the book, sighing as she tried to find something that might help get her out of her funk. "Hello... What have we HERE?" Stopping at a summoning page, Wanda brought the book closer to look over the incantation and what it entailed. On the page there was a crude drawing of what looked like a satyr, along with what was needed to summon the fairy creature. "Buck the ever indulgent, for those in need of satisfaction, one need only summon the creature to have their desires slaked."

Tapping her chin with her finger, Wanda got up from the couch and read the summoning spell. "Maybe I should give myself a vacation, one where I can get some satisfaction."

Closing her eyes and muttering the spell needed, the lights in the room flickered and a current of wind billowed around her while a burning circle formed on the carpetted floor in front of her. When the incantation was complete, Wanda looked up with excitement as her spell had worked. Flicking his ears and looking around his surroundings, the goat man was fairly pleasing to her eye. Handsome and fairly built, his whole body was covered in shaggy fur. His feet were cloven and a tail flicked behind him while he scratched his head and horns over his brow. But what REALLY caught Wanda's attention was the weapon of mass destruction he sported between his legs loaded with a pair of balls the size of ripe oranges. The moment he locked eyes with Wanda, the satyr smirked.

"Hey there beautiful, name's Buck, rhymes with Fuck, you wanna?" He grinned a toothy smile, gesturing with an eye brow.

"Oh you have no idea, I've been in need of a little fun for a long time now, and by the looks of things you are CERTAINLY equipped for the job I have for you." Wanda smiled back in delight, noticing a spicy scent in the air like cinnamon that made her nipples tent the fabric of her blouse and cause a heat to bloom between her legs.

"Oh then you called up the RIGHT billy goat for the job gorgeous, if there's anything ol' Buck is known for, its knowing how to have fun." Crossing his arm and puffing up his chest, the satyr's grin spread from ear to pointed ear.

"Good, because I have just the place to have that fun... For a whole week." She declared, drawing circles with her hands as she made to teleport them both to a new location.

"Will there be liquor?"

With a flash of red light, the two disappeared from Wanda's apartment, causing a gust of wind that caused the Darkhold to turn its page, revealing something extra regarding the summoning.

'BEWARE! Do NOT allow Buck to remain on the mortal plains for too long lest the desire to find satisfaction becomes insatiable.'