A Very Humiliating Christmas

Madison was broke. Her life had slowly gone to shit. She lived in a tiny studio apartment in New York, barely able to afford rent. Working two part-time jobs was barely enough. Things got scary when the coffee shop fired her. Things got mortifying when a week later, Target also gave her the pink slip. Then, like clockwork, her boyfriend dumped her right before the Holidays. Worst of all was the simple fact that she was turning 30 next year. Everyone around her had pulled their lives together except for her. The expenses kept piling up. If she didn’t find a new job soon, she was going to get evicted from her house. The idea of moving back in with her parents was terrifying.

As the anxious brunette got ready for the day, she took a moment to look over herself in the mirror. Madison was tall, reaching the grand heights of 5’10. For most of her life, she had been described as "leggy". But as she had gotten older, Madison had put on a few pounds her or there, but mostly in her big round ass. Her boobs weren't bad either, filling out a C-Cup. A month of two in the gym paired with a new diet, and she could be a Victoria's Secret model.

Madison transitioned her thoughts back to her dilemma. Fast money was the key for now which meant that Craigslist was the place to look. Figuring out which jobs were scams or too sketchy was a tough task. After hours of browsing, she compiled a list. The choice was difficult but she settled on:

Elf Helper- A Santa photo pop up was looking for people to act as elf assistants to the impersonator. They would be in charge of setting up for the event, maintaining the line, and collecting cash from parents. Overall, it seemed like an easy gig.

Driveway Shovel Service- A group of old people had come together to pool their money and hire someone to shovel all of their driveways. Luckily, it was only twenty or so driveways a day. The pay was very high.

Christmas Tree Lot- A pine tree farmer out in the countryside needed help. The volume of his inventory was so high that he wasn’t able to handle it himself this year. While the pay was nice, it was quite the drive. Who knows what could happen in the countryside?

Or perhaps she picks something else entirely?