A Knight's Tale
Chapter 1
by 
KingAuthorII
I awoke to a loud thumping sound on my door.
"Sir Regenald the king wishes to see you" Frederick the castle steward shouted through the door.
"I'll be right there!" I shouted back angrily. I rolled out of bed leaving the arms of the sluty woman I laid last night. I opened the door to find the tiny man waiting to take me to the king "Well lets go"
"Lords and ladies I present the bold, the brave, and the handsome Sir Regenald."
I bowed to the king and queen as custom dictated but blew a kiss to the princess Valerie.
"Enough" the king yelled "We have a serious problem! The Unitarians are attacking the kingdom and we must stop them! I am sending you to lead the forces into battle." The king paused for the crowd to bask in a dramatic silence then continued "Will you help us?"
The Unitarians are a race of extremely busty woman who are deathly allegic to cum. The only way to kill them is to fuck them.
Do you help or do you need something special in return?
