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Jack runs the best parties. Anything could happen? Do you take advantage?

*Disclaimer: all characters are above 18.* Harry Potter, the boy who lived, the chosen one. These titles have made Harry’s life much better than it once was. He has friends, family and home now. But the one thing he doesn’t have is a girlfriend. There were definitely plenty of women who had been trying to date him in the past but Harry always looked the other way. No one could fully grasp why. They figured he may have been asexual. But the truth was that Harry was jerking off every night to Luna, Fleur, Ginny, Hermione, Cho and many other of his female classmates. The real reason he didn’t accept their advances was because of his micropenis. That’s right, Harry had an abnormally small penis. 2 1/2 inches hard and 1/2 an inch soft and only 2 inches of girth. He had spent many sleepless nights researching a cure from both the muggle and wizarding worlds and had turned up nothing. There was no cure in either world. He had sworn never to allow anyone to find out…..well anyone else that is. Yes, unfortunately there were two people that knew. One was his classmate and friend Cho Chang. She had walked in on him as he was getting out of the bath. Upon seeing it she had stifled a laugh before handing him a towel and leaving him to get dressed. Harry was initially scared that she’d tell someone but it’s been almost six months and nothing has come of it so he assumed she was trustworthy. The other person though…..was Rita Skeeter, the reporter. She had caught a photo of Harry as he was jerking off. Upon seeing the flash Harry had quickly covered up with his hands as Rita walked in. She sat on the bed beside him with a wicked smile on her face. “It would seem the boy who lived is just that, a boy. Such a pity.” Harry blushed. “Please Rita, don’t publish that photo! I’ll be ruined! I’ll do anything!” “Oh really? Move your hands boy.” Harry was as red as a tomato but he did as he was told. Rita took another picture. “You’ll be getting a letter regarding my conditions.” She then took off . Harry would later receive this letter and now he was sending her some of his parent’s money once a month to keep her from publishing his secret. But what if someone else was to find out? Would they tell everyone or keep the secret. Only time will tell.

You and Erik have been good friends for a long time, and always very competitive. The two of you get into it over everything! Games, sports, academics, anything where one could triumph over the other! This is the final chapter of your rivalry; a game of Street Fighter! (A game in which you are equally skilled.) The rules are simple; every lost round is a lost article of clothing. Once naked, the loser must sit with his legs apart and his manhood bare for one last battle. Should the exposed competitor lose again, the -chain that sits between you will be shackled around his cock in a display of total subjugation. Will you finally claim dominance over Erik, or will he put your cock in chains? Time to find out! (Once you finish your adventure, comment the ending of your story. Did you put Erik in his place, or end up a straight boy’s plaything? How did it happen?)

You finally found a way to get isekai'ed to another world! But there's a problem.... . . its in the middle of zombie apocalypse!!!??? . . And gender morals are switched?! . . And femboy and futanari are common . . Well this world is anything but boring!!!!!

Choose your own adventure with this husband and wife duo. What path will you choose?

Hi, this is my first story so if there is anything I can improve upon let me know. This story revolves around Emily and will be from her point of view, she’s 22 years old and a knockout redhead with a petite body. She has a boyfriend called Tom. Tom is a typical guy, he’s popular and good fun and not so bad looking. The story starts with Emily and Tom, they’re out to dinner on New Year’s Eve.

As the greatest wizard of this world, with a library full of spells, you can have the ability to change anything in your world. This includes you and every other creature in your surroundings. With the infinite possibilities of spells in your library, why not experiment with all manner of spells in the world.

[This is intended to be an "Embarrassed Naked Person" anthology story] Within the FBI, there is a special task known as the X-FIles, which deals with supernatural threats of various kinds. However, not all supernatural phenomena reach the level of natural security threat. To lighten the caseload for the more experienced agents, these less scary incidents are being handed off to a secondary unit of inexperienced agents, who catalog witness statements and follow up on leads if necessary. This unit has been dubbed the ENP files, for "Extraordinary "Non-threatening Predicaments", and just received its two newest members. Agents Kathy Rickfelds and Will Royle have just been transferred to this new unit and are being sent out to deal with their first case that just came in. What stories will they here and what will they themselves find along the way? And most importantly, who will still have their clothes on by the end of it all. Main Character Descriptions Kathy Rickfelds: A very headstrong but logical woman, who needs hard evidence to believe anything is 100% true. Kathy is happy to take the lead and enjoys the thrill of winning, maybe a little too much as it often causes her to rush head long into encounters without thinking everything through. Will Royle: A go with the flow type of person, very open to new ideas and ways of thinking. Very smart but a little to spaced out to know whats going on around him all the time. Can be too trusting of new people, always assuming the best of everyone.

The app. That’s all it is ever called. A magical mystical amazing app, a life-ruiner, a game-changer, a gambler’s wet dream, a gambling addict's worst nightmare. The app could be installed on any phone and, when opened displayed a single large button in the center of the screen. Pressing the button would come up with the prompt “Are you sure?” with the choices “Yes'' and “Coward”. If you pressed coward the app would uninstall from your phone and could never be downloaded again on any phone you owned. If you pressed yes then it would prompt you to pick to categories, there were a huge number of categories from “Hair” to “Speech Patterns'' to “Profession” to “Behavior” to “Intelligence”. Once two were selected a third would be added at random. Then the app would spin the wheel of infinite possibilities before landing on a result for all three categories. At this point the world would shift around the person who pressed the button and whatever results they had gotten would be applied to their life. For some this was a massive improvement. Everyone knew about the stinking bum who had used the app and become a genius CEO (of course no one mentioned the fact that he lost 2 feet of height as part of the deal) and it seemed like everyone had at least one friend from High School who had tried the app and suddenly become, cooler, sexier, smarter, and happier. Of course along with the success stories came the horror stories, kind housewives who became fake titted prostitute sluts, successful businessmen who lost their job, their family, and their looks through a bad roll. Yet despite these risks people are still drawn to the app, it is consistently the number one most downloaded app in the world and everyday it seems some new story comes out about someone using the app. Rules of the app: 1.)In order to use the app a person must simply download it and press the button. Yes must then be selected and two categories must be chosen. The third category will be chosen at random. 2.)If no category is selected within 10 minutes after pressing yes then it will default to random. The categories do not have to be selected by the person who presses yes. 3.)The app can change literally anything about a person although some options can only be selected through random. 4.)Different categories impose various levels of risk the riskier the category the closer it comes to even odds of a good result. For instance “Intelligence” has about even odds of you becoming smarter or dumber while “fasion” has only about 10% odds of you getting very good results with the other 90% being what most people would consider bad. 5.)The app can be used multiple times however there is no set number of times it can be used. It will uninstall itself when someone has used it enough times that it decides they no longer may use it. 6.)The app is magical, there are no limits to how the changes can be however changes beyond the human norm are exceedingly rare. 7.)The app can switch a person’s sex without sex being selected as a category if it decides that it is appropriate for the rest of the changes. 8.)Once a category has been selected once it cannot be manually selected again but it can still be selected by random. 9.)Once a person has been changed by the app reality reshapes around them. While people will be able to recall the old reality it will fade unless written down and they will be unable to change the results, so for instance if you were an accountant and then become a prostitute, you may be able to recall knowing how to balance spreadsheets but you will find yourself completely unable to actually do it. 10.)There is no situation so good the app can’t make it better or so bad the app can’t make it worse.

When David and Jenna find themselves strapped on cash, they begin to look in unusual places to make some money, and end up meeting some old and new faces on the way. If they're not careful, their relationship might be in more danger than their rent.

You’re wife has some of her best friends over for a night. How will you take advantage of the situation? Will she approve or will you have to hide it? Please add to the story! Anything helps!

Being a master burglar should make life pretty easy. That is if you remember to actually steal anything...

His name was Johnathan Xavier "Johnny" Test. He was the hyperactive, annoying and mischievous boy in all of Porkbelly, who was known for his love of anything he considers to be awesome and was a willing human lab rat, testing experimental inventions of his two genius sisters Susan and Marie. Many had warned him that sooner or later one of those experiments are going to back fire and ruin his life, but he didn’t listen and now his life has been turn upside down. HE is now a SHE. Her name is now Joanna Xaviera "Jenny" Test. She is a 18-year-old mega hottie with the body of a supermodel, the hottest new girl in town and these are her adventures.

The unremarkable house at 6961 Sugar Lemon Lane hides a most remarkable reality. The residents of this home are a doctor, a waitress, an actress, a chef, an athlete, and more. But after a day's work, they get home to a world in which friends, lovers, and strangers have no boundaries when it comes to sexual exploration. Anything and everything happens inside the walls of this house, and the door is always open.

At the end of a lifetime of epic campaigning, a hero is somehow still alive. All of their collected magical items, their experience, everything is still intact... but is there anything left to conquer? Of course! It is just that whatever is left is puny compared to your awesome might. You're the kind of hero that has smashed vast armies single-handedly, brought entire civilizations to their knees, invaded the hells or heavens and quite possibly vanquished gods. But now you're on vacation or retired - your style, or at least invading some metropolis so comparatively weak that it might as well be a vacation. This is an open story, contributions are welcome and encouraged.

This story is a compilation of all your Selena Gomez fantasies. No matter if you're into BDSM, Feet, Exhibitionism, or anything else, there's a place for it in this story. Come on in and explore ;)

Stories about different league characters fucking, cuddling, nurturing relationships, and just about anything you can think of.

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Homeless and you try robbing someone to find your a LOT better at stealing than you thought

When Markus thought he was letting his best friend's sister, Georgia crash for a few nights, he did not think anything of it. But his best friend Steve, didn't tell him that she is a futanari, nor he asked because he thought nothing of it. It is his best friend's sister after all but a few nights with her might be enough to change that opinion!