thecoolnametom
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- When I'm not writing erotica I like to
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Program, read, bicycle, and (yes, I know it's ironic given the circumstances) tear down the patriarchy
- When I'm not reading erotica I like to read
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scifi, geopolitical history, and fantasy
- My favorite word for "penis" is
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dick
- My favorite word for "vagina" is
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slit
- I write erotica because
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it is a safe place for fantasies and to explore ways that the real world is not (and, frankly, never should be); escapism
- In conclusion, I am
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self-contradictory, just like everyone else
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Get a group shot (full changes) by thecoolnametom
Chapter 5 in Unconventional Etiquette
Feeling a bit impatient to discover the answers to your questions, you raise your camera and lean back to fit everyone in the front of the room into the same shot. Samantha is answering a question as you click, and almost immediately you can hear her voice become more breathy...
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Get a group shot (only cosplay changes) by thecoolnametom
Chapter 5 in Unconventional Etiquette
Feeling a bit impatient to discover the answers to your questions, you raise your camera and lean back to fit everyone in the front of the room into the same shot. Samantha is answering a question as you click, and almost immediately you can hear her voice become more breathy...
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Head to the closest presentation by thecoolnametom
Chapter 4 in Unconventional Etiquette
You look at the map and schedule and see that there's a small presentation starting in a nearby room. It's entitled, "Easygoing Sewing: Getting Started with Cosplay," and is apparently about getting started with cosplay for beginners. You smile and walk in. The room is small...
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Have her fuck the college guys by thecoolnametom
Chapter 5 in Unconventional Etiquette
This is dang hot, like watching a weird, kinky fetish porn, but it's all right there in front of you. You can actually smell the sweetness of her milk from where you're standing. You bring the microphone to your face, smiling. "In the comics, Poison Ivy is always fucking peop...
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More, more, more! by thecoolnametom
Chapter 4 in Unconventional Etiquette
> ##### _This gets pretty damn weird and isn't for everyone, feel free to start your own thread from the parent if you want something less ..._ "And how do you deal with the fact that you have four breasts? How big are your four breasts again? " "They're each 36DD,"...
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What you said becomes real by thecoolnametom
Chapter 3 in Unconventional Etiquette
She doesn't even seem to notice as her boobs suddenly look almost like balloons that someone is blowing hard into. The skin stretches as they swell on her chest, in a second reaching a size you know must be exactly 36DD tits. "Yeah, it's a tight fit," she says, holding up the...
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She believes what you said to be true by thecoolnametom
Chapter 3 in Unconventional Etiquette
"Yeah, it's a tight fit," she says, holding up the bra. Her boobs slide into the cups easily as she holds it to her chest. "See?" she asks, and you can see that she easily fits into the bra, which makes sense, after all. "Wow," you say in response. "And how long have you ha...
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(Straight male) A Magic Microphone by thecoolnametom
Chapter 2 in Unconventional Etiquette
The job market since the pandemic has been a dream come true for you. You can't believe your luck as you walk into the convention center: you've actually been hired by the marketing team of the company that is putting on the local comic convention. You'd wanted to attend the co...
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(Straight male) You find a Porn Parody Camera App by thecoolnametom
Chapter 2 in Unconventional Etiquette
The day is unseasonably warm, so you're grateful to actually enter the convention hall and remove the extra layer it turns out you didn't actually need. It's not the best start to your first day at the con, but at least you aren't the only person handing in your outerwear at a t...
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Try it out on a passing Velma by thecoolnametom
Chapter 3 in Unconventional Etiquette
You look up at the passing attendees. The warm day has led to a number of wardrobe changes, and much of the cosplay is more revealing that it usually is at cons like this. Figuring you'll make this app have to work hard, you see a girl walking by in cosplay of Velma from the ol...
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